Archive for March, 2010

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Yeap, Leonardo DiCaprio’s penis did break up Kate Winslet’s marriage

British tabloids are claiming that Revolutionary Road was the beginning of the end for Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes. Apparently she fell extremely uncomfortable stroking his magic wand in front of her husband and that led to months of arguing and awkwardness between the couple. Meanwhile, The Sun is reporting that during the filming of [...]

Michael Jackson’s drug syringe to be auctioned for $5million

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The syringe that administered the fatal drugs to Michael Jackson is set to be auctioned. It is thought his siblings Janet and Tito were told about the sick stunt by lawyers representing the unnamed seller and the outraged family are desperate to stop the sale. The needle is being touted around auction houses in Vegas [...]

What happened to Carla Bruni?

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Carla Bruni, the 42-year old ex-supermodel and current wife of French president Nicolas Sarkozy has definitely had better days (see pics). Like way back when she didn’t look like a tiger had sex with one of the manequins in Madam Tussauds wax museum and gave birth to her face a few months later. Guess the [...]

Adrianne Curry’s slutty version of a desperate housewife

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Although Adrianne Curry posted these pics on Saturday, only to remove them a few hours later (with the post :reason 298 why my husband loves me & my cooking. naughty naughty #fuckwearingpants), the magic of internet made them resurface once again. Maybe because women need to be reminded they can make a damn tasty pork [...]

Kelly Landry in a bikini

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And don’t even ask who Kelly Landry is because unless you’re at that point in your life where you pass urine and fecal matter every time you laugh a tad too hard or your denture comes undone when you chew on something harder than apple sauce then you wouldn’t know even if we told you. [...]

Heidi Montag’s Double DDs make their cameo appearance in “Just Go With It”

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Here’s Heidi Montag delivering what’s sure to be an Oscar-worthy performance yesterday while filming her cameo for Adam Sandler’s as a blow-up doll discovered by an innocent toddler while playing hide and seek in the park. Seriously though, that’s not too convincing since we all learned in chemistry class that inanimate objects can’t produce turds [...]

Spencer Pratt to fight cyber terrorism

Since Heidi Montag took Spencer’s job of reminding her to flex her new facial muscles on the hour away and replaced him with a psychic and he just got himself kicked out of The Hills for flipping out and threatening to kill one of the show’s female producers, he’s decided America needs him to fight [...]

Jennifer Aniston gives Regis a paleolithic erection

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Jennifer Aniston has been trying really hard recently to make us not think of stolen baby corpses in cute onesies lying next to Brad Pitt’s hair braid in her bedroom’s shrine whenever we think of her and it’s kinda working. Although to be fair, any woman who strives to show us her vagina in every [...]