Archive for March, 2010

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Corey Feldman: Corey Haim died destitute

Former child star Corey Haim was “destitute” when he died, according to his close friend Corey Feldman. “The Lost Boys” star was discovered unresponsive at his mother’s California home on Wednesday and was pronounced dead upon arrival at a hospital in Burbank. Feldman, who starred in a string of movies with Haim, remained close to [...]

Marion Cotillard can read our minds (with video)

Ok, so you probably remember Marion Cotillard for her retarded comments on the 9/11 conspiracy theory, but at least she’s trying to make amends by persuading women to wear their tits on their foreheads. Which is why we can’t figure out why this FunnyOrDie video is labeled as a parody, because honestly, it’s a genius [...]

Whitney Port still in a bikini

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Here’s Whitney Port lounging by her Miami hotel’s pool in a bikini which is as frequent and expected as Coco pulling her pants down to take a dump and remembering she needs to post another picture of her ass on Twitter. Having said that, we never tire of looking at insane amounts of bikini-clad ass [...]

Paleontologists uncover 75,000 year-old crotch, give it back to Sophia Lauren

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Here’s 75-year old Sophia Lauren at a photocall in Rome yesterday for a new TV series based on her life, and if looking at pancake batter left out to fossilize for 100,000 years makes you horny, then you just struck gold. Otherwise, this is just another reminder of why you always dreaded going to the [...]

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler get down and dirty for W magazine

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Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler cover ‘W’ magazine in the walk-up to the release of their movie ‘The Bounty Hunter,’ out March 19. The spread which was shot outside LA by Steven Klein, the photographer who shot Brad and Angelinga’s infamous “domestic bliss” pictorial for Mr. & Mrs Smith back in 2005, portrays Jennifer as [...]

Kat Von D proves we have a fetish for creepy, hot messes

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Kat Von D was one of last night’s c-list celebrities invited at the opening of Brent Bolthouse’s new club Trousdale and although she looked like she swapped faces with a tranny what with the new hair and make-up we still managed to go beyond that. Which means we stared at her cleavage for a long [...]

Britney Spears deemed sane enough to drive $150,000 Maserati

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Here’s Britney Spears “beaming” with joy as she gets to drive out of an L.A dealership with a $150,000 Maserati, her mother in tow. Which is totally confusing since we thought she was on a $500 weekly allowance, wisely spent on sending half of the farmed chicken in the state on death row…unless of course [...]

Corey Haim obsessed with Vicodin and pain killers

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Corey Haim died in Los Angeles in the early hours of Wednesday morning, and while an investigation is underway to determine the cause of death, the LAPD suspects an accidental drug overdose. According to the coroner, four prescription drug bottles were found in his North Hollywood apartment but there was no sign of illegal drugs. [...]