So the story goes that Rumer Willis was celebrating her 21st birthday at the Chateau Marmont in L.A over a week ago, when Demi Moore decided to give her daughter a life lesson by gripping the stripper pole with her scrawny thighs and hanging upside down, granting everyone a look at what Ashton Kutcher has [...]

Yes, this is a post about Twilight. Yes you will sit through it as you would a bloody and severe anal raping. It will be slightly less enjoyable. The third movie in the series, Eclipse, is of course about more Bella, Edward and Jacob shenanigans. It details Bella’s epic struggle to choose between necrophilia and [...]

… only God knows why Harper’s Bazaar didn’t include the hottest picture of Megan Fox in their final photo gallery. Megan Fox barely dressed, ass up, back curved and in doggy style position? Are you kidding? Are? You? KIDDING? This photograph is so damn hot it should be on the front, back and inside covers [...]

The Howard Stern Show awarded Jaime Jungers the Miss Tiger Woods award for being the best whore he mounted. She was in competition with Loredana Jolie this morning on Howard Stern’s radio show for the title; there were many, many more mistresses but our best guess is that they actually felt shame so they didn’t [...]

Twitter hasn’t done any good for the world until this moment. Coco Austin, in celebration of her Twitter followers reaching 60,000 posted this highly erotic tanning bed photo. Usually tanning beds make chicks look super creepy in the face, so thankfully she had the good sense not to have a straight on shot. Then this [...]

Contrary to popular belief, the Osmond family aren’t just a bunch of musical pussies. In fact, they’re tough. They’re tough as hell. The day after Michael Bryan Blosil’s funeral, Donny and Marie were back in Vegas. The duo was onstage, shaking their bonbons and being inappropriately close for brother and sister: See? Full-body (including pelvis) [...]

Another celebrity has been arrested and – no surprise here – it’s a rapper of the African American persuasion. These guys are just a magnet for drug, crime, prostitutes and fake teeth. DMX was arrested sometime Tuesday in Arizona; it’s not 100% clear why Earl Simmons (DMX’s real, more boring, name) was arrested. His lawyer, [...]

David Letterman’s extortionist, Robert Halderman, pleaded guilty to one account of attempted grand larceny of the second degree. Robert was attempting to extort $2 million from David Letterman and Stephanie Birkitt. David Letterman is a huge tool, but no one deserves to be robbed of that much money, even if they make millions more. And [...]