I’m not sure why I can’t stop looking at this atrocity. Julie Bowen, once worthy of many self-spankings, has now been reduced to a wanna-be MILF. It’s just… that outie. THAT G-DAMN OUTIE. It almost seems obscene, like there is a tiny little penis poking out from her stomach, trying to say hello. Not to [...]

It has been reported that Daniel Radcliffe, aka Harry Potter, has been very ill as of late. He is probably just nauseous from no longer being the favorite pale little boy for fangirls now that Twilight is out. Either that or he had some very bad shrimp. Or he had a run-in with Lady Gaga’s [...]

Lindsay Lohan must not really know how the judicial system works. She is attempting to sue E-Trade over the pain and suffering caused by a Superbowl commercial. If you don’t remember Lindsay in any E-Trade commercials, it’s because she wasn’t in any. However, a baby in the commercial, named Lindsay, was called a “milkaholic.” According [...]

After the Oscars, it was rumored that Jeremy Renner and Jessica Simpson were flirting like crazy and even exchanged telephone numbers. But, Jeremy cleared the air. It was a big fat rumor and he will not be tappin’ that booty. No sexual crack cocaine for The Hurt Locker star! Jeremy informed Us Magazine that they [...]

Sean Penn loves Huge Chavez and apparently hates the First Amendment to the Constitution. First Sean Penn was kicking paparazzi right and left, presumably in a fit of rage over how bad his movie “Milk” was, and now he is ordering journalists to go to jail. Why? For speaking their mind. Obviously. On Friday, Penn [...]

We don’t mean to be judgmental… but someone should run and get their harpoon gun before Beth Ditto takes over Paris. There are innocent people there who really don’t deserve to be eaten by some massive sea monster – and who haven’t seen Cloverfield so they have no idea how to flee the beast. For [...]

Although the allegation starts out reasonable enough – Quentin Tarantino stole the idea for Kill Bill off of someone else – it sort of disintegrates into a “JEWS RUN HOLLYWOOD!” rant that loses credibility. Via TMZ: In a lawsuit filed today, Dannez Hunter claims in 1999 he submitted a treatment to Miramax, about a fictional character [...]

If you don’t love Sandra Bullock already, you’re going to. Not only is she “competent” – she did win that Oscar for her role in “The Blind Side” – but she also has a sense of humor. The night before the Oscars, she was awarded the Razzie Award for Worst Actress 2010 for her performance [...]