The village that the Oscar-winning documentary was made about doesn’t really care that it has been painted in a horrible, bloody light. Although all of the bleeding heart liberal transexuals in the Oscars crowd greatly supported the documentary, dolphin hunting isn’t as horrible as it was portrayed in the movie. According to the Associated Press: [...]

Hopefully Lil Wayne likes small spaces and anal rapings, because he arrived at Rikers Island today in NYC. He should be staying there for the next 365 days. Seeing that he is a rapper, this might be a boon for his career. Everyone loves someone writing incoherent lyrics about their stay in the local penitentiary. [...]

…aaaaaand this explains why Ke$ha has been becoming a nasty tramp would couldn’t make a man pop a boner if she held him at gunpoint. Ke$ha’s role models are apparently transexuals. While they are cool in their own right, it might not be wise for a heterosexual female to try to emulate the tranny lifestyle. [...]

Thanks to the much-too-freaked-out driver, Alec Baldwin’s entourage clipped a taxi after the Oscars on Sunday night. No one was hurt, allegedly, but we can assume that Baldwin’s driver is going to get a swift firing for cocking up an important night. Just because Alec was hosting the Academy Awards doesn’t mean he can do [...]

Every year at the Oscars, there is a heartwarming montage of celebrities that have died in the past year. It makes thousands of fans tear up and remember better times – that is, if you’re some kind of emo pussy. For about 5 years or so, this montage was filled with older actors that most [...]

Angelina Jolie and her lips have been destroying relationships since she hit puberty. It’s almost as if an evil genius scientist created Jolie in order to break up marriages and single-handedly increase the divorce rate. A recent article in The Daily Mail outlined Jolie’s sexual past, triggered by the release of a book that reveals [...]

Behind the scenes of the FHM photoshoot with Audrina Patridge is almost a little too sexy. That skank is throwing side-boob and cleavage around like there is no tomorrow. What is she thinking, wearing cute rollerskates like that and tempting the world with her slutty face? This economic meltdown is caused by whores like her [...]

Aside from Ben Stiller in horrifying Avatar makeup, nothing happened at the Oscars that is really worth mentioning. No hot actress showed up with her cheeseburger hanging out of a $10,000 dress. Not one person got drunk enough to throw up all over Quentin Tarantino. Steve Martin made a few jokes and none of them [...]