If you’re going to rip something off, at least do it to something worth copying. The whole “blonde starlet wearing ridiculous outfits and glittery shit on their eyes” is getting extremely old very fast. Next, Ke$ha will be trying to convince us she has a penis. Lady Gaga has you beat, you transexual ho. Not [...]

Let us start out by saying: GOOD GOD, NO! Lindsay Lohan, believing she has some wisdom to impart upon the world, is going to write a memoir about her troubled life. (Troubled? Lindsay? No!) A book about getting chlamydia 5 times, banging a ridiculously ugly lesbian and ruining every career opportunity she had may seem [...]

Stalkers really need to find better people to obsess over. Loveline is entertaining, but not “the dog is telling me to kill them and have sex with their bodies” entertaining. Charles Pearson is Dr. Drew’s stalker who was arrested yesterday in L.A. for felony stalking. He wasn’t only trying to get to Dr. Drew – [...]

23 year-old Vienna Girardi is so elegant. She really knows how to act like a lady while fisting a beer and jumping into a bathtub, half naked, with two other guys. She doesn’t seem like a completely putrid skank at all. Those three probably didn’t have unprotected sex with each other that culminated with Vienna [...]

It was originally planned that Sacha Baron Cohen was to host the Oscars this year – but because of a rumored skit he was going to do regarding Avatar, he was replaced. Sacha was rumored to show up at some point during the show dressed as one of Avatar’s Na’vis… only a female one. Yes. [...]

Only God knows why, but Lindsay Lohan was spotted in London at the Nokia X6 launch party talking to… Boy George? No idea how Lindsay got to chatting with the gender confused makeup-monster, but we’re sure it was a very interesting conversation. Maybe discussing how being sane is so “out” right now. According to The [...]

If most citizens of the United States were to write out a list of things they really cared about, Burt Reynolds kicking it probably wouldn’t make the cut. Thankfully that’s irrelevant but we’re here to tell you… he is alive. Shame and heartache, we know. The mustache battle with Tom Selleck will rage on. Apparently [...]

It’s not enough that Tiger Woods offended his wife, his mistresses, his manstresses, his sponsors and the world in general with his string of affairs. But now his caddy, too? Good God people. He just got some nookie. He’s famous. Why is this an issue? According to AFP: Tiger Woods’ caddy is mad at his [...]