Archive for March, 2010

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Erica “Rikki” Mongeon in Coma Post-Crash

One of the stars of MTV’s “A Double Shot of Love” is in a coma after being in a car crash. Erica “Rikki” Mongeon was in the car with her sister when they were slammed by a semi. With surprising wisdom coming from a girl on a show called “A Double Shot of Love,” she [...]

Megan Fox Shows Us Her Panties

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If you close your eyes and wish real hard, it’s almost like Megan Fox stripped down to her itty bitty panties just for you. Once you get back to reality, after a sweaty and awkward 10 minutes, you’ll realize that this was a photoshoot for Armani. True, it wasn’t for you, but it doesn’t make [...]

Jaafar Jackson’s Loophole For the Stun Gun

Something just didn’t seem right – a 13 year old being able to secure himself some stun gun excitement. Well that’s because it was illegal. But clever Jaafar, just like his Disney namesake, is a sick puppy and found a way to buy the stun gun so he could shock Blanket (or attempt to). According [...]

Reese Witherspoon Displays Crotch for Wang

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At the opening of a Vera Wang store Reese Witherspoon got so close to being labeled yet another Hollywood tramp… until she held her pussy out of view. Dang it Reese. Even your crotch shots are surprisingly wholesome. … it’s not so much crotch, even, as it is sweaty upper thigh. But if it’s Reese’s sweaty thigh, [...]

Jessica Simpson Can’t Accept the Apology

How horrible of John Mayer to call Jessica Simpson sexual napalm. Really, how offensive! To be called good at sex? To be compared to addictive crack cocaine? How on earth can Jessica Simpson sleep at night? It won’t be on her back with sweaty men on top of her, if she is “sexual napalm.” Disgusting. [...]

Lindsay Lohan Thinks She is Jesus

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There are so, so, so many things wrong with Lindsay Lohan posing in a photoshoot as Jesus Christ. First of all, she has crabs the size of Rottweilers. And we’re pretty sure she has even had sex with Rottweilers. Not exactly “Lord and Savior” material. Not to mention she looks like/is a dirty crack whore who [...]

Hurt Locker Producer Banned From Oscars

Nicolas Chartier, the producer one of the Oscar favorites “The Hurt Locker,” is now banned from attending the ceremonies. The reason for this punishment is that he was sending out emails to Academy Award voters, asking them to consider his film. It seems like a pretty harsh punishment for what equates to a frat boy [...]

Naomi Campbell Gets Away With Driver Beating

It doesn’t pay to work for a rich ho if she is just going to beat the snot out of you all of the time. Recently Naomi Campbell assaulted a driver for God know’s what reason, but bruised up his face with her Amazonian hands. Via the Associated Press: The driver, who also drives Campbell’s [...]