Marisa Miller wearing slutty makeup and showing off her body does wonders for the boner population of the world. Most would prefer that she strips down completely and does something awesome like a fetish video involving grizzly bears and lubricant, but you can’t always get what you want. Her photoshoot in Vegas magazine looks great, [...]

With the political power sitting on her chest, it’s hard to imagine that Mary Carey didn’t become the governor of California when she was a candidate back in 2003. Although the run was all a publicity stunt, basically, her programs were interesting. She had an eleven-point platform that included promises of taxing breast implants, making [...]

Lady Gaga has been running around London like the trollop she is, showing her breasts through black lace and still trying to convince us her pussy is A-okay. Not that we mind, since we’re grown attached to that infamous crotch. Now that we’re past the is it/isn’t it a penis scandal (it isn’t?) it’s perfectly [...]

Just in case there is any confusion, let us preface this article with the fact that the Jackson kids have really screwed up names. It’s more than possible that Jackson was on Propofol when he was naming those ankle-biters. We knew about their existence, but halfway through the news article the story sounded like a [...]

French girls are cool. They smoke, have frequent kinky sex, are sometimes hairy and like to frolic around in public showing off their nipples. We approve. Laetitia Casta, a French model/actress, showed up at the 35th Caesar Film Awards in Paris wearing… practically nothing at all. Our favorite designer. You can see how the complete [...]

First of all, it takes some big hairy man-balls to be gutsy enough to donate the suit you wore when you were acquitted of your former wife’s murder. It’s surprising that O.J. didn’t have the snappy “if it does not fit, you must acquit” catchphrase embroidered onto the back. Some may venture to say that [...]

Lil Wayne may not be going to jail that soon for his “crime.” Honestly, a famous rapper without a gun is an anomaly. The fact that Lil Wayne was either in possession of or within a mile radius of a handgun isn’t a surprise. He won’t have to worry about the sentencing of this non-crime, [...]

Unfortunately this isn’t as lesbian and boner inducing as the title implies. Nickelodeon merely made the most racist move possible and had Salma Hayek, the most successful Hispanic and big breasted celebrity, to appear at the “Dora the Explorer’s 10th Anniversary Press Conference.” For a press conference, there is certainly a lot of big letter [...]