Audrina Patridge, famous literally for nothing but her tits, is going to appear in FHM. Since the only thing she is good for is making perverts ogle at her breast and bum, that was probably a good move career-wise. Although FHM labels her the queen of The Hills… but that’s like winning a medal at [...]

Saying that these people are “stars” is kind of stretching it. It’s similar to calling Lady Gaga a woman. Sure, she has shown off a camel toe or two but can we really confidently call her a woman? I think not. The new lineup of these faux stars is: Kate Gosselin, Olympian Evan Lysacek, Pussycat [...]

Robert Pattinson, either drunk on his own success or 100 proof vodka, stumbles out of the after party for the premiere of Remember Me. We’re guessing it’s the latter. He could be just having some trouble on the ice in front of the theatre, but from the state of his clothes and his goofy ass [...]

Seeing Lindsay Vonn not in skiing attire is kind of like seeing your 3rd grade teacher at the mall – completely unnatural and sweat-inducing. In our head, both Lindsay Vonn and the 3rd grade teacher aren’t real people. So to see them acting normally makes our world collapse into oblivion. No matter what she is [...]

One would think Jessica Alba is just being the impossibly cute darling that she is most of the time, until you realize she is flipping off the camera. Therefore, she was emotionally attacking anyone and everyone who will see this picture. Well, FU too, Jessica. We don’t need your adorable Ray Band sunglasses or cool [...]

Johnny really flexed his acting chops on that balcony in Venice, Italy during some filming of his new move “The Tourist.” Look at that face. Look at that balcony. There had to have been at least 50 photos of him just staring out into the abyss. But that’s his style. Angelina was glimpsed, too, on [...]

Just for a sense of how ridiculous all of these shenanigans were, think back to a year ago at this time. Jay Leno hosted The Tonight Show. Now, he is making after a triumphant return to… The Tonight Show. So why the return to the previous timeslot and show? His new, earlier show bombed. It [...]

Although the first Zoolander, released shortly after 9/11, was a box-office bomb there might be a second one coming. Zoolander, the quirky Ben Stiller comedy, has gained in popularity since its initial release. According to OK! Magazine, Ben Stiller, the movie’s star, who invented Zoolander’s signature look “Blue Steel,” and Justin Theroux (who penned Tropic [...]