Just a theory, but an average of 9 Vicodin pills per day may be above the recommended dosage. Where is Dr. House for a consult when he’s needed? Brittany Murphy obtained a script for Vicodin 11 days before her death from an unidentified physician (most likely named Dr. Quack-Screw-You-Over).  After she passed away, it was [...]

There was an epic clash of the big-tittied titans in the Beverly Hills Vionnet Boutique recently. Katharine McPhee and Britney Spears ran into each other in the same store, with one looking considerably hotter than the other. That has got to be awkward. It’s like when a new stripper gets hired at the Gentleman’s Club [...]

Thank God the Olympics are over, because the patriotism and fake enthusiasm over sports was getting old impossibly fast. Even celebrities crawled out of their drunken, sex orgy stupors to go watch the Canada v. USA hockey game. And everyone knows that celebrities are not “real people.” It hasn’t even been proven those mindless robots [...]

The public gives Lady Gaga a little leeway with her messed up outfits because we know she is one desperate hermaphrodite who needs money. A shemale performer has to get attention somehow. Shim cannot be forgiven for wearing such a douchebag outfit that reminds us that she probably has some pretty spectacular STDs up in [...]