Ashley Jones of True Blood is featured as one of FHM’s girls for their May 2010 issue, and in it she shows women that a shrimp gumbo is a lot tastier when the condiment is a pair of hanging breasts and exposed ass cheeks. She also discusses how one of her fans is convinced her [...]

Here’s Tila Tequila doing her grocery shopping/looking for her lost salami and not for anything, but at least the girl is staying true to who she is (see packaged meat on sale for a special price of $3.99). Mad cow anyone? PS: Arsonists burnt the grocery store to the ground last night, but we know [...]

Here’s Kelly Brook’s new shots for her Ultimo campaign and for the life of us, we still can’t understand how Kate Winslet beat her for “Harper’s Bazaar Most Desirable Body”. It’s like looking at pictures of Ke$ha in a bikini and voting her “The curviest woman alive”.Which can happen. If the votes come from alcoholics [...]

Ke$ha is gracing the pages of Maxim’s April issue and for a moment let’s pretend she’s a sexy siren and not Richard Simmons trapped in a 50 year old woman’s body. Hey, at least she’s flexible. Which can come in handy when you get gum stuck on you shoe and you want to recycle it. [...]

We honestly debated long and hard about posting these pictures of Jessica Simpson coming out of a restaurant in Texas, because let’s admit it, Jessica Simpson showing up anywhere without her giant breasts obscuring an entire block behind her brings about the same kind of disappointment that a young gynecologist must feel when he gets [...]

Lindsay Lohan’s friends are not the only ones concerned for her. Now apparently the LAPD is. According to TMZ, cops who see Lindsay at her worst — late nights and early mornings when she needs assistance avoiding the paparazzi –have been concerned about her “erratic behavior” and “attitude,” which have grown progressively worse over the [...]

TMZ has obtained a copy of court documents in which a doctor states he performed “an irreversible surgical procedure for the purpose of altering Chaz Bono‘s sex characteristics from female to male.” According to the docs, on September 23, 2009, Dr. Michael Brownstein performed the operation. The specifics of the procedure are not outlined, but [...]

Ricky Martin came out of the closet yesterday on his official blog and we were as much shocked to read it as we were when we read that Britney Spears was deemed retarded and unable to buy gum on her own by an official court of law. Come on, even Barbara Walters knew it back [...]