Archive for March, 2010

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Michael Jackson was revived in hospital according to lawsuit

Michael Jackson miraculously established cardiac rhythm in the Los Angeles hospital and didn’t need to die, according to startling new claims being made in a shocking 13-page lawsuit filed by the late King Of Pop’s father, Joe Jackson, against doctor Conrad Murray.The Jackson patriarch claims that his son would still be alive today if he [...]

Jordan (Katie Price) sees dead people. And she’s not drunk

Katie “Jordan” Price is desperately trying to sell her house because she believes it to be haunted. And here we thought her days were occupied solely by thoughts of which pieces of fabric would dutifully fail to cover her gigantic breasts at the right place at the right moment and which setting on her sunbed [...]

Uma Thurman movie is mother of all flops

A film about a stressed-out mother, featuring Hollywood superstar Uma Thurman, has been withdrawn from show in Britain after just 11 cinema goers turned up to see it in its opening weekend. Motherhood managed to gross $14 from the lone viewer who turned up on the British debut Sunday. Takings for the full weekend hit [...]

George Michael making out with HIS mistress

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Here’s George Michael playing underwater shark attack with his version of a tattooed slut in the waters of Sydney Harbor before returning to his rented yacht for a few roaches and some more anal probing. George is not married, but he does have a partner who he’s been with for the past 14 years, and [...]

The antidote to the Jesse James hooker-induced nausea

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Just when we thought our sleep tonight would be haunted by images of tattooed vaginas storming towards us like a herd of hungry branded cattle who spotted a patch of green grass (the green grass obviously being our penis – we have a gift for deciphering Freudian meanings) we stumbled upon the photo shoot that [...]

Courtney Cox flashes her panties

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Here’s Courtney Cox filming an episode of “Cougar Town” by the beach and granting us the “middle-aged upskirt moment of the day” pic in the process, all complete with the sensible, 100% cotton, butt-flab preventing, white panties. Not that we have a problem with Courtney flashing her crotch. After all, at 45 years old anything [...]

Malin Akerman topless in Cafe Magazine

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Somehow, a photoshoot that Malin Akerman did with Cafe Magazine back in 2008 made its rounds on the internet today and since we’re a website dedicated to the latest breaking news, here she is straddling a chair braless. Especially dedicated to those who have come to know and love Malin only via her frequent upskirt [...]

Tyra Banks is tired

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Tyra Banks looked washed out, tired and pimply without her war paint and weaves on as she made her way to lunch with a friend at a NYC restaurant and we can only guess it’s because she spent the entire night making love to herself and practicing her “smizing” and “fierceness” in front of the [...]