You know we took an oath to post any and all bikini pics that come our way, be it sexy Victoria’s Secret models or a 4814 Panther Tank with high velocity cannons, so here’s Serena Williams trying not to sink and bring about a tsunami in the process while on vacation in Fiji. And look, [...]

Jon Gosselin has been dumped by his girlfriend of 5 months, Morgan Christie who got fed up of him being lazy and mooching off of her. And here we were thinking having sex with a thimble of a penis (ok, sex is an exaggeration, more like vagina tickling”) would be valid enough reason to send [...]

Bar Rafaeli is grateful for the 6-month break-up period from Leonardo DiCaprio because it taught her how to survive on a deserted island with a makeshift shelter, water rain for hydration and coconut milk for nutrition. Ok, that’s an exaggeration, but the absence of Leo’s penis did make her a stronger, more self-reliant person (see [...]

Michelle “WWII Fighter Jet Tits” McGee must not be too thrilled that yet another classically engraved lady has come forth in a noble endeavor to get payback for all those hours spent arching on Jesse James’ bad ass motorcycle. We don’t know much about this new mistress, but we’re willing to bet (and Michelle “Ammo [...]

Did you know that Chernobyl was named after Cher, because both ended in horrible human deformities? OK, that’s a lie, but the hideous creature we know today as Cher emerged yesterday from the mad scientists’ laboratories in Beverly Hills. Hidden behind what we can only describe as clever, Cher held a paper bag in front [...]

Ok, the headline is misleading, Kelly Bensimon is not a real celebrity. Kelly, most(and only) famous for her droning on The Real Housewives of New York, was snapped in her bikini in Miami, Florida, and we dare say, Gollum called and boy is he turned on. It looks like she grew biceps all over her [...]

It’s been like, what, 18 minutes since Lindsay Lohan has had some sort of breakdown or drunken outburst? Seems like a lifetime doesn’t it? Well the wait is over. Check out Mrs Johnny Walker having the darnest issues with that pesky ol’ gravity. She had been partying the night away at new Hollywood club Trousdale. [...]

Not much surprises us about Tiger Woods and his amazing nine iron. He’s banged the entire payroll over at Vivid entertainment….fluffers included, but this story raised our eyebrows. US Weekly reports: They hooked up and everything,” the source tells Us. “Tiger was really into her. He likes those blondes!” Alas, Rimes’ dad protested because he [...]