Here are the pictures Kim Kardashian shot with Troy Jensen for her 2010 Calendar in Cabo San Lucas back in February and since there’s no Spanx in sight we can only assume there was witchcraft involved in the photo shoot that turned half her lower body’s fat into separated nanoparticles lingering in the air and [...]

New disturbing details of Michael Jackson’s June 25 death have been revealed. According to a report from the Associated Press, Dr. Conrad Murray stopped administering CPR on the stricken star and delayed calling 911 so that he could dispose of drug vials in the room. The AP report continues that Jackson’s children, Prince and Paris, [...]

Vivid Entertainment is offering Nadya “Octomom” Suleman a way to avoid foreclosure on her home if she accepts to take part in a porn movie produced by the studio. Having said that, we’re now sure drugs are passed on trays as afternoon snacks at Vivid’s offices because who in their right mind took a look [...]

Here’s Kim Kardashian aboard a yacht in a bikini and we’ll all pretend this was not staged and paid photographers were not instructed to tie themselves on the boat’s mast like Ulysses trying to avoid the siren’s song, lest they were too weak to resist the mesmerizing song coming out of Kim’s gigantic ass and [...]

Usually when we’re talking about Vida Guerra (ok, so we don’t talk about her, we just post pics of her in a bikini and we stare at them until the cleaning crew turns off the lights at 10pm) we always end up trying to guess how many Cubans she could easily smuggle in her ass [...]

Shauna Sands spent the weekend on the beach in Miami with her newest 19-something boy toy and from the happy look on his face we’re guessing they’re still not at that intimate stage in their relationship where she asks him to rip off her sewn on nipple so he can plug a leaky implant with [...]

Britney Spears stopped at a local gas station in L.A on Friday to grab some coffee and a bottle of Fanta, and honestly there’s more than a week’s worth of nipples in these pics alone. It’s like she’s giving Jason Trawick the mental finger for pointing at a bra store in the mall the other [...]

Clearly because our goal was to get your mind off of heavily tattooed Neonazi sluts and stop you from trying to figure out exactly how many genital warts Jesse James is sporting at this very moment, we made this post all about the penis…no vagina in sight. Which in hindsight wasn’t such a great idea [...]