Archive for April, 2010

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Anna Paquin is a mighty good swinger

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Yeah, not the lesbian thing. Which she admitted to. While continuing to be engaged to a man. No, we’re talking about hanging from a swing-a ring set at Muscle Beach like Nadia Comaneci, legs wide spread and Stephen Moyer standing in front of her ready to receive. Hey, after you’ve all done all kinds of [...]

And now the payoff for being a huge slut

Let this post serve as a warning to those celebrities who are romantically banging 100 or so chicks on the side: Now would be a good time to start scouting for dumping grounds. Just tell them you’re taking them to the mall and letting them loose with your credit card. They’ll FALL for it. Get [...]

Christina Hendricks named Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive

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Of course she would. And of course they would. Choose her, that is. Because the moment Christina Hendrick’s stupidly huge boobs entered our consciousness for the very first time, they automatically rendered all other boobs women dead. Seriously, have you ever watched that woman breathe? It’s like watching a huge sea storm, and you’re the [...]

Kim Kardashian wants to make a point about her vagina

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Kim Kardashian twittered a picture of her holding a pussy cat by the scruff of the neck over the weekend and sure, as usual it was all innocent and uncalculated: “Pic from my shoot yesterday…good kitty cat!” Totally not intended to have everyone visualizing of Kim’s fury beaver (couldn’t run fast enough to catch one, [...]

Lindsay Lohan turns to porn to pay mounting debt

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Lindsay Lohan owes $600,000 on various credit cards (for those keeping track, that’s $106,856 more than Pamela Anderson owes in delinquent income taxes). So what’s her way out? Revive a vintage porn star’s 1970′s role in the movie “Deep Throat”. So in other words, right up Lindsay’s alley, but hopefully with a paycheck involved. Because [...]

Rihanna attempts to scare the Belgians

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Rihanna was in Belgium on Friday performing at the Sportpaleis Antwerp stadium during her “Last Girl On Earth” tour and as usual she attempted to up the ante on the crazy shit she could get off with wearing on stage. And being that this was liberal Europe she opted to liberate her ass from the [...]

Adrianne Curry is not done sluttifying sci-fi characters just yet

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Adrianne Curry was at the Anaheim Comic Con Convention over the weekend, this time dressed as Leeloo from Fifth Element, thus continuing her mission to make every geek who touches her wet their Superstar Galactica briefs. Honestly though, can one of these Darth Vader geeks who gets pictured choking her at a different convention every [...]

AnnaLynne McCord knows the route to a man’s heart

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AnnaLynne McCord spent the entire weekend in a bikini in Hermosa beach and before you point out the obvious, i.e she was striking suggestive poses for the paparazzi racket she summoned, let’s assure you that was not the case. AnnaLynne was just practicing her role as Barbie’s side-kick in Heidi Montag’s new screenplay “The Boob-orne [...]