Scarlett Johansson is starring in a new ad campaign for clothing chain Mango, and for the life of us we can’t understand why they’d take a 26 year-old and turn her into a 16-year old Lolita. And the funny thing is, we know she’s an adult, but somehow, we feel like old pervs looking at [...]

Tila Tequila was at the Greenhouse in New York City on Wednesday night when she used her gremlin nipples to bring attention to her new single “I Fucked The DJ”. Honestly, it almost worked because we went hunting for the song. But then remembered we couldn’t actually listen to it because we cut our ears [...]

Because the site today is dedicated to celebrities drinking responsibly, here’s Doug Reinhardt in Aspen getting wasted in the company of more environmentally friendly blond ladies (vaginally speaking) and Urkel. Wait, what? Urkel still walks this earth? And makes out with women? And probably hits them with the line “hey ladies, got any cheese under [...]

Yesterday we reported that Lindsay Lohan bailed on the deposition in the case of her hijacking an employee’s car so she could do one of the favorite things on her daily To-Do list that we provided, i.e, shopping. Well, apparently she also engaged in another favorite past time, which is getting wasted. And since there [...]

Kiefer Sutherland, who’s in London promoting his new movie Twelve, took a bath in whiskey last night and naturally ended up half naked and unconscious on the pavement half a day later. British tabloid The Sun is recounting the dramatic events and we’re surprised the list doesn’t include Kiefer To-Do things like a)climb up 15 [...]

AnnaLynne McCord decided she wanted to have a real moment the other day so she ditched the slap in favor of going au-natural and seriously, there’s nothing sexier than a pale woman with a dozen zits, dark circles and rheumy eyes. Except maybe Madonna’s death hands squeezing our penis and yelling “Youth juuuuiiice!!!!”. Yeah, that [...]

We all knew Spencer Pratt was a turd stuck to Heidi’s remodeled ass, but it turns out he’s also entirely delusional because he’s refusing to accept the fact that he’s married to 1/3 polymer, 1/3 silicone and 1/3 human flesh. “Hey honey, someone named Mattel called and they said they need you back for some [...]

Yesterday we reported that Larry King and his wife of 13 years, Shawn Southwick were getting a divorce because Larry King somehow defied the laws of physics that demand old people forget where their sex organs are, and banged his wife’s younger sister over a span of five years, spending a $1,000,000 to keep her [...]