Lady Gaga took it upon herself recently to stop the AIDS epidemic and mauling over the way to do it, be it donating condoms in Africa or funding sex education she chose to become celibate. Which at first sounds crazy, but then once it sinks in you realize “ok, maybe this won’t save the entire [...]

O Sting, where is thy sting? It is not where his principles lie, according to human rights activists who are demanding that the superstar stinger donate to charity the more than $2 million dollars “in blood money” he received for playing a secret concert for the daughter of one the world’s most brutal dictators, Islam [...]

Sigourney Weaver must have looked at herself in the mirror, saw some rawhide with nipples rubbing shoulders with her kneecaps and went “Ok, I’m not going to be winning anything anytime soon, so time to start shitting on everything that still qualifies as breasts. Because i hate them. HATE, HATE HAAATE THEM!!!!!”. And so she [...]

Tila Tequila is apparently still alive and still trying to harvest this world’s attention, bottle it up and drink it on a daily basis as some sort of leprechaun eternity serum. Anyway, taking time from her busy schedule of fabricating stories Stephen King would die to get his hands on and twittering them to her [...]

Katy Perry and Russell Brand were apartment-hunting in NYC yesterday and making out in between showings and phew, what a relief the rumor that they’re breaking up is not true (stabbing hand palm with sharp pencil). A source from the real estate agent’s office actually told one of the tabloids that Russell broke protocol and [...]

Bar Rafaeli did a photo shoot with all the guidos of Jersey Shore for the latest issue of Interview and we’re glad to see Leonardo DiCaprio’s refusal to marry her has not pushed her to the edge and made her make stupid career moves like pretending to give Mike The Situation a delicious blow-job. Oh, [...]

Here’s Kate Hudson in Miami over the weekend and honestly all we were thinking when checking these bikini pictures out was whether those were chicken wings or piglet chops she was stuffing her face with. Then it hit us. She was sitting on the only thing which renders her semi-attractive. That and her acting abilities [...]

Courtney Love took a break from assaulting her daughter via Twitter to express her desire to bury her scary face in Jessica Simpson’s giant breasts in her usual, confusing and convoluted way. Hey, she’s batshit crazy, so why not? You’re hawt as hell gal-pal. “‘SExual Napam’ BONDED!” “Hopefully I won’t say anything stupid but I [...]