These pictures are part of a campaign Lindsay Lohan recently shot for her 6126 line of leggings and since we now know she’s completely broke and despondent, we took it upon ourselves to help her raise some much needed funds. So folks, here’s your chance to get yourselves a 5 for 1 pairs of leggings [...]

Here’s Lady Gaga in a 50′s pin-up photo shoot for Cosmopolitan’s April Issue and honestly, without a lampshade growing out of her head, or an asteroid sitting on top of her crown, well, she’s kinda not repulsive(told ya we have a poetic way with words). Now we wouldn’t go as far as to say we’d [...]

The title pretty much says it all. Miley Cyrus surrounded by about nine fat, old, bold men with their shirts off trying to get their sweaty nutsacks close to her crotch in the name of pure, innocent fun. “Hey, Geoffrey, i just touched her vagina with my big toe! Awesome! And it doesn’t even come [...]

GQ Russia had a spectacular idea about how to deal with the recession hitting their frozen tundras and still get their comrades’ woodpecker ready for drilling. Put a semi-current photo of three topless aging supermodels, Helena Christensen, Claudia Schiffer and Eva Herzigova as your cover and then fill your pages with topless pictures of them [...]

Kim Kardashian was in NYC yesterday for an appearance at Live With Regis And Kelly and she seemed to finally understand that all those crazy flashes and the paparazzi stomping each other to death for a shot were solely for the volcanic mass she sits on. Well, that and because the memory candle of her [...]

Heidi Montag had a radio interview with Ryan Seacrest on Monday, and being the private person that she is, she told us everything we needed to know about her plastic surgery and then some more. Like for example, the fact that because of her unknown size breasts, she now can’t jog (did not clarify if [...]

What with Jesse James-playing Hitler who likes to throw feces on strippers and porn stars and catch it all on camera for his porn library-scandal and all, we lost sight of what’s really important in this universe. Which is when will that pivotal moment occur when Angelina Jolie will go completely psycho and jam a [...]

Michael Lohan proposed to Kate Major and is planning on marrying her before the end of the year and there are only two reasons for it. 1) Since he likes to kick vaginas to maintain his fitness levels, he got tired of a borrowed one and needed something to call his own 2) Her vagina [...]