The Sun is reporting that during his practice run for the Masters in Augusta yesterday, Tiger Woods was surrounded by SIX armed state troopers, his own bodyguards and another large team of bodyguards hired by his management team, ALL carrying pictures of his 12 mistresses with instructions to constantly scan the crowd in case some [...]

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy won’t be making stupid rubber faces while intercoursing any time soon.The two have announced their break-up via their respective Twitter feeds: Jenny:Im so grateful for the years Jim and I had together. I will stay committed to Jane and will always keep Jim as a leading man in my heart. [...]

Sandra Bullock finally broke her silence to deny rumors that she participated in one of Jesse Jame’s Nazi-banging-with-a-twist porno movies, the theory being that she was hesitant to proceed with a divorce fearing her husband would come out with their dirty secret. “There is no sex tape,” she told PEOPLE, “There never has been one [...]

Jesse James is back in rehab, everyone, so let’s go on assuming he’s still hoping to trick Sandra Bullock into thinking his penis has stopped yearning for hate-sex. As a matter of fact, let’s pretend he didn’t stop at a skinhead bar on his way out and into rehab (which makes it twice in a [...]

Here’s Mischa Barton in an Easter outfit that we can only assume is the product of her sniffing glue for breakfast as she made her way out of a Starbucks and honestly, at this point we’re pretty sure her ass is a separate entity that’s set out to overtake the rest of her body like [...]

Heather Locklear got into a black bikini in Hawaii over the Easter weekend and if you don’t take into account our desire to put a Darth Vader mask over her head, her abs look pretty fantastic. Which is a clear sign that she was the perfect choice to boost that 18-24 demographic for Melrose Place. [...]

Here’s Adrianne Curry getting all spiritual for Easter. And by that we mean she busted out an ElastiGirl move and took a picture of herself in what we’re assuming is her favorite way to show Peter Brady she’s committed to their matrimony while at the same time watching a cooking show to hone in on [...]

Nicollette Sheridan has filed a lawsuit against “Desperate Housewives” creator Marc Cherry, ABC and Touchstone TV, according to court papers obtained by Access Hollywood. In the papers, the actress claims that her former boss struck her “across the head and face” on the set – and once she complained, she was fired from the show. [...]