Remember a few days ago when Gerard Butler publicly stuck his middle finger in Jennifer Aniston’s ice-cube machine per The Bounty Hunter producers’ instructions? We’re guessing they asked him to get her pregnant next per the signed agreement and that’s when he freaked out and jumped ship. Or better yet, jumped on to another chin. [...]

Fox411 is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is receiving between $5,000-$10,000 for an appearance at an event, which is basically less than what Snooki makes for similar events. If you think about it, it makes perfect sense. They both bring similar things to the table (namely regurgitated alcohol), they’re both stand-up gals (you can pretty much [...]

Actor Sean Penn threatened to kill a paparazzo if he ever ran into him again, according to a new lawsuit filed by the photographer In a suit filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Jordan Dawes claims Penn assaulted him by “kicking and punching” him as he filmed a documentary about paparazzi in October 2009.” [...]

For Kelly Brook. Or to put it more directly, Kelly Brook’s breasts. In your face. During a wet t-shirt contest. Yes, folks, this summer comes an epic movie that will make you cry…for not waiting for the right girl to come around and masturbating in the theater to the sight of a topless blue gigantic [...]

Now that her fake career with her fake show, The Hills, is history, Audrina Patridge can go back to what she was put on this earth to do….show off her tits and ass. The great part of just being a POA is, you can have that ‘dead behind the eyes’ look as Audrina does and [...]

Jay-Z and Beyonce were pictured coming out of Nello’s restaurant in NYC on Saturday night, and there’s no way on earth she is pregnant. Trust us, you’ll know when that happens because you’ll see people with ropes using her behind for rock-climbing and homeless people fighting for a spot to set up shelter on it. [...]

Here’s 43-year old Sinead O’Connor 20 years after her iconic song Nothing Compares 2 U, looking like a run-down lesbian on a protest (mainly against shampoos and clothes not made for eskimos). Sinead was actually on her way to an Irish late night show in Dublin to perform a Bob Dylan song when she probably [...]

Serena Williams spent her weekend in a bikini in Miami, and as usual we were as turned on as a cow about to be slaughtered. Apparently, not the same happened to the stud in the photo who did not register an expression of awe and fear perhaps because he thought he had enough padding on [...]