If the visions of a geriatric Micheal Douglas having sex wasn’t enough to traumatize the kids, now toss in these new photos an emaciated Catherine Zeta Jones. What in the name of Ethiopia happened to this babe? She used to have curves to kill for….now she looks like she took a nice, long bath with [...]

Jennifer Lopez is currently in Paris promoting The Back Up Plan, and seen that the movie is as enjoyable as trying to break your eardrum with a Q-tip, she’s getting desperate. Though not as desperate as Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler were for The Bounty Hunter otherwise we’d see her co-star Alex O’Loughlin trying to [...]

Here’s Eddie Cibrian trying to convince Leann Rimes she’s the only mistress-turned-girlfriend he wants to be with and that his days of wanting to stick his penis in as many different things as possible before he got his first grey hair are finally over. Eddie: “Honey, i love you soooo much” Leann: “I love you [...]

Melissa Smith, the 2nd mistress of the Vanilla gorilla sent a fax this past Sunday to Sandra Bullock’s agent’s office saying she’s Sorry!! And judging by the orthographically correct and long-winded apology, she’s going to use this as a resume builder. “Yo, screw them bunch of hoes gettin a role in “Celebrity Cheaters”! It’s not [...]

Randy Quaid and his wife Evi appeared in court Monday in Santa Barbara, CA and were promptly thrown in jail. Santa Barbara District Attorney Arnie Tolks said the “Vacation” star and his wife  arrived with their attorney and a bail bondsman. “The court was angry. Judge (Frank) Ochoa told the Quaids that he felt they’d [...]

Sacha Baron Cohen, hot off the failure of Bruno, just made a deal with Paramount under which he’ll get a first-dollar, $20-million salary (plus back-end that could net him as much as $80 million in total, allegedly) for a comedy he’s making with three Curb Your Enthusiasm writers. Four major studios entered into a bidding [...]

Amy Winehouse is like a centipede with implants. Sooner or later, gravity and a bottle of scotch were destined to work their magic and land those jugs on the pavement. Which in fact happened on Monday night. Surprisingly, the fall didn’t cause the boobs to spring a leak like a vandalized fire hydrant, thus saving [...]

Tito Ortiz claims his ex-porn star girlfriend is addicted to Oxycontin, and he blames Jenna Jameson’s drug use for his arrest Monday on suspicion of domestic violence. Ortiz was arrested in Huntington Beach at the home he shares with Jameson and their twin sons. Several hours after posting bail, Ortiz and his attorney accused Jameson [...]