Archive for April, 2010

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Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel should help us with our flower bulbs

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Here’s Victoria’s Secret models Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel in their tight little dresses at the launch of Heavenly Flowers perfume in New York yesterday pretending to be good housewives with great gardening skills. Which is a shame really because Victoria’s Secret didn’t capitalize on the situation by putting them in a bikini [...]

Hundreds walk out in disgust at Whitney Houston’s London concert

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Whitney Houston’s world tour after more than 10 years away from the spotlight just keeps going from bad to worse, as London discovered last night. The singer played the Docklands O2 Arena last night but sadly for her, the evening didn’t go as well as she no doubt hoped it would. But it wasn’t just [...]

Madonna set to ravage the loins of yet another innocent boy

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Madonna was recently pictured in Harlem with a very young boy as part of her new Spring 2010 Dolce&Gabanna campaign and sure, gripping his arm with her death hands does look innocent enough, but there’s a pretty good chance this one’s penis is already trying to pump blood into her dust tunnel for the following [...]

Nick Cannon takes Mariah Carey out to feed her. Of course

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Here’s Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey on their way to a restaurant in Beverly Hills yesterday and aside from her “curves” that are now the size of a European roundabout, we noticed that she looks pissed. Seen that Nick is not wearing his butler uniform we put two and two hundred pounds of fat together [...]

Kelly Brook in a bikini. Our way of saying sorry of posting the Jersey Girls in bikinis

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After posting numerous pictures of Snooki and JWoww in bikinis following the cannoli trail MTV put together on the beach in Miami to get the first one out of the hobbit tree she perches on and the second one out of the “Wax for Jugs” store, we thought we’d make it up to you with [...]

Kristin Cavallari is a great hostess

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Seen that she no longer gets paid by MTV to bang Audrina Patridge’s exes, Kristin Cavallari took a page out of Heidi Montag’s “Best Ways To Use Wax Jugs As Money Source…And Other Liberal Ideas” manual and hosted the same party that she did just two weeks ago at the Liquid Pool in Las Vegas. [...]

Pamela Anderson going back to her roots

Pamela Anderson is apparently working on a “Sex Tape Project”, which will sadly be the highlight of her remaining career. Well, that and that stint she did for Rite-Aid when she was selling perfume to the suburban housewives. Interestingly enough, the idea does not frighten us. As long as her own documented material is not [...]

Vinnie Jones in bloody fight outside Beverly Hills hotel

Vinnie Jones, the star of The Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels reportedly launched an unprovoked attack that developed into a bloody fight on fellow British actor Tamer Hassan who appears as the Greek good of war Ares in Clash Of The Titans. One witness said: ‘It certainly wasn’t handbags at dawn. They are both [...]