Despite being linked to a 21-year old lingerie model, Guy Ritchie was seen arm to arm with 28-year old model Jacqui Ainsley last night, and the British tabloids took a collective dump in their recycled pants after discovering an “uncanny similarity” to his ex-wife Madonna. Sure, she looks like Madonna. Assuming this is not 2010 [...]

Lady Gaga was performing in Tokyo on Tuesday night, and most of her routine involved her dancers touching her ass like it had healing powers and could grant them immortality with a fart or two. Hey, Lady Gaga slaves dancers, it could be worse. She could have demanded you hold her crotch, in which case [...]

Here’s Rihanna performing in Lyon, France last night, and despite the fact that she was injured on stage the night before and had to be taken to the hospital with an ambulance while in Zurich, Switzerland she seemed to be in fine form. And by “fine form” we mean she showed half of France her [...]

Shauna Sand and her dwarfish boyfriend were refused entry into Trousdale nightclub in West Hollywood last night, even after waiting in line for 30 minutes. Security guard: “Ma’m, you can’t go in. You’re dressed inappropriately for our club. Trousdale has standards, you know!” Shauna:”Don’t you “Ma’m” me young boy! Listen, i’ll let you suck my [...]

This is the second post in two days straight about Sarah Jessica Parker and it can only mean that this woman affects us in a way that no other does. But not in a good way. More like what syphilis does to a straight guy’s brain: “Penis everyone?Mmmm…that sure looks YUMMY!!” Locky

JWoww, Angelina Pivarnick and Yoda with melanoma crawled out of their sunbeds yesterday and hit the beach in Miami in their bikinis because someone (clever, MTV) told them their two most favorite things could be found in abundance there. Snooki:”Mmmm…there’s a truckload of peeenis, here. Hell, i don’t see no truck selling ricotta-stuffed swordfish. Oh, [...]

Lindsay Lohan, has ditched court for a second time this month. She was due to appear in court again on Tuesday after she failed to show last week. And her excuses for her no show are just about as good as they come. First she showed ninety minutes late, pulled up, and then just as [...]

According to TMZ, Heather Locklear was arrested for hit-and-run last Saturday. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ at around 4 AM, someone heard a crash near North Ranch Country Club in Westlake Village, CA. The person who heard the crash didn’t call the Ventura County Sheriff’s Department until 7:48 PM that night.  Deputies went out to [...]