Archive for May, 2010

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Halle Berry in a bikini in Miami

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Halle Berry spent her Memorial Day weekend in South Beach, Miami, and if you’re expecting more flesh, you’ll have to do a pre-Gabriel Aubry google search because she spent most of her time either protecting her crotch with her giant bag, or wearing a black fishing net and chasing garbage bins to put her recyclables [...]

Megan Fox in a bikini with Brian Austin Green in Maui

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Here’s Megan Fox on the beach in Maui for Memorial Day and surprisingly enough she did things that normal human beings do, like play with the waves, swim and hug Brian Austin Green without the urge to stab him in the leg or waterboard him until he screamed “Ok, i will put a hit on [...]

Miranda Kerr is an ultra-slutty Catholic school girl

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Another day, another raunchy, NSFW Miranda Kerr editorial. Because everyone knows just being topless on top of a couch doesn’t cut the mustard these days. But topless and making out with nuns? Priceless! (Disclaimer: Only for you people that don’t mind burning in the pits of hell while an angry nun whips your back till [...]

Tara Reid shows off her new stiched up belly

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Tara Reid attended the second annual Love Festival at the Palms Casino in Vegas yesterday (Memorial Day) and proudly showed off her “new and improved” version of a stomach which we’re assuming can only be the result of her pulling a Buffalo Bill and keeping a bunch of untouched virgins in her basement so she [...]

Hulk Hogan sues Cocoa Pebbles because Bamm-Bamm from Flinstones kicked his ass

Hulk Hogan is back in federal court in Florida, this time over a cartoon commercial. Hulk claims his reputation was harmed in a Cocoa Pebbles ad featuring Bamm-Bamm tossing ” Hulk Boulder” into the air and winning the match. Hulk Hogan is going to the mat against The Flintstones, reports Tampa Bay Online. Hogan, whose [...]

Lee DeWyze’s pre-American Idol Marilyn Manson phase

Back before he won American Idol, Lee DeWyze did a little bit of flirting with the dark side. In fact, her recorded Marilyn Manson’s Beautiful People and left the original lyrics untouched. Which means there was quite a bit of cursing involved. While his rendition is more John Mayer than Marilyn Manson, the song never [...]

Tila Tequila’s uncensored “I F****d The DJ” (with video)

Tila Tequila’s god awful musical spawn has been censored so during its run she just wants to “love” the DJ instead of blow his dirty socks off with midget sex. But we have the uncensored version in which she tells the microphone of her deep desire to pass on her crabs to him and swears [...]

Happy Memorial Day! Courtesy of Miley Cyrus’ camel toe

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Here’s Miley Cyrus during her performance at Rock in Rio in Portugal on Saturday (May 29) and if you’ve ever wondered what hillbilly porn would look like on stage, this is as close as you’d get. Ok, maybe a few cousins are missing from the stage, and them lingerie sure looks to be expensive and [...]