Rachel Uchitel’s vagina is bleeding for companionship. At least that’s what we learn from the text messages to David Boreanaz that RadarOnline some how got their paws on (i.e Rachel pushed the forward button). And here we were thinking that affairs with married men and subsequent extortion for fat payoffs would have filled that void. [...]

Taylor Momsen apparently has the ability to walk right into a plane armed like a Palestinian ready to enter the Gaza strip without anyone having a freaking clue. Which definitely makes her a suspect in the war against terror in our eyes. On that note, is gawking at an Al Qaeda agent’s upskirt unpatriotic? Pictures [...]

Tila Tequila performed at her album release party at The Congo Room on Wednesday night, but not before strutting the stained red carpet (well, she did sit on it for a photo op) as a horny crow with an over-sized chest and the fashion sensibility of five dollar whore. Tila’s performance was riveting. If you [...]

Before the actual footage is available for sale, Vivid has posted several pictures from Kendra Wilkinson’s sex tape Kendra Exposed as a teaser. The photos (and sex tape) are supposedly taken in 2005 when she was turning 18 years old. “It’s obvious from these photos that Kendra is amazing and this tape is incredibly hot,” [...]

Here’s Lady Gaga in NYC yesterday, and sure, we know that “batshit crazy outfits” is her middle name, but these have to be the strangest shoes we’ve ever seen on a human bei…wait. Those are paws aren’t they? And she eats bats and other small creatures, doesn’t she? *frightening shriek and squeal heard as she [...]

It’s official. Heidi Montag and her golden-pubes-for a beard douche of a hubby, Spencer have completely gone mad. They now demand restraining orders on anyone who speaks badly of Heidi’s 101 plastic surgeries, including her own mother. Who committed the ultimate crime by showing up to their doorstep uninvited and therefore, had to be arrested. [...]

The brother of singer and The X Factor judge Cheryl Cole has been arrested following an armed raid on a post office. Andrew Tweedy was held just hours after the violent raid in which a gang of robbers waved a gun and machete at customers and staff before making off with thousands of pounds. Last [...]

A swearing and clearly pissed-off Russell Crowe stormed out of a BBC interview after he was accused of making Robin Hood sound Irish in his new film. Crowe was being interviewed by British Radio 4 about his debatable Sherwood Forest accent when he lost his cool and yelled: “Bullocks!” Crowe flipped when the interviewer suggested [...]