Archive for May, 2010

« 1 ... 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 »

Mischa Barton hits parked car then her own dies

article-1276519-097DFDAB000005DC-626_468x331

Mischa Barton managed to hit a parked car and get her car towed away, all in one day (Sunday, May 9). Not surprising really since she doesn’t even have the basics down, like opening her own car’s door (hmm, says here “oil change”. Wonder if dog biscuits would do). Now, someone please tell us there [...]

Heather Mills is trully a one-legged wonder

article-1276720-09842626000005DC-991_224x561

Remember Heather Mills, the gold-digger ex of Paul McCartney who got so angry over being awarded only $48.6 million she dumped water over the head of his attorney in court? Well, apparently she’s still alive and well and invited to premieres and such despite the risk she’ll get pissed off at someone on the red [...]

The porn star Mel Gibson cheated on Oksana Grigorieva with

40320PCN_mel_scandal

Yesterday, we brought you news that Mel Gibson cheated on his mistress Oksana Grigorieva right around the time she was going to give birth, with a 26-year old porn star (sorry, adult-film producer) named Violet Kowal. Well, here she is smiling and playing with the waves as she’s thinking fondly of the gang bangs she [...]

Pregnant Claudia Schiffer poses naked for Vogue Germany

Claudia Schiffer nude (covered) & preggers on cover of Vogue Germany, May 2010

A very pregnant Claudia Schiffer (she’s giving birth to her 3rd child this month) was photographed completely naked ala Demi Moore 1991 by Karl Lagerfeld for the German edition of Vogue, and if the idea of a vagina about to unleash a torrential tidal wave of amniotic fluid (or piss, it can go either way [...]

Audrina Patridge celebrates her birthday in a bikini

Audrina Patridge celebrates her birthday at Liquid Pool at Aria

Audrina Patridge celebrated her 25th birthday in Las Vegas over the weekend and as usual, her 20 acres apart-tits started a heated debate as to whether the empty space can accommodate a Mack Truck with a double trailer or one of those giant dump trucks used to haul heavy metal ores out of mining pits. [...]

Joaquin Phoenix documentary is weirdest piece of work anyone has ever seen

It’s far from the Joaquin Phoenix you’re used to seeing onscreen: snorting cocaine, ordering call girls, having oral sex with a publicist and even getting defecated on while he sleeps. Even after seeing the documentary “I’m Still Here: The Lost Year of Joaquin Phoenix” in a private screening earlier this week, film buyers still aren’t [...]

Kendra Wilkinson’s sex tapes involved gang bangs. We’re shocked!

Hey, remember those sex tapes Kendra Wilkinson now wants to prevent from being released but formed a distribution company to try and sell back in 2008? Well, they apparently involve loads and loads of penises taking turns to use Kendra’s playground according to RadarOnline. Seriously, at this point the only thing that would shock us [...]

Marissa Miller voted Sexiest Woman On The Planet by FHM

millermain_1041073a

Victoria’s Secret Marissa Miller won over Megan Fox as Sexiest Woman On The Planet in a poll by FHM that drew in more than a million votes and here she is receiving the prize in her underwear (because doing so dressed would be a blasphemy). If you’re unsure as to whether she deserves it or [...]