Here’s Rihanna with her entourage visiting Toys’Me Sex Shop in Paris and we can only imagine the conversation that went on between her and her male bodyguard: “Hey there, Jay, would you say these 2 inch anal beads would be appropriate for say, er, someone your size, or would you be more comfortable with an [...]

It was a fun-filled afternoon in South Beach on Friday and the air was pungeant with the aromas of guido dicks, fake implants, tanning oil and calzones. And Pauly D trying to procreate with the tanned Hobbit. Or have his gonorrhea give a shout-out to hers. In other words it was all very sensitive and [...]

Brooke Hogan teamed up with the charity Street Surf to help teach inner city kids to ride the waves in Miami on Saturday which is why you see her here trying not to break the surfboard with her bare hands and scare the poor kids in the process. Hidden testicles and no way to relieve [...]

Poor Mischa Barton has had so many mishaps lately, we almost feel sorry making fun of her. At this point, it’s like watching mentally retarded people competing at the Special Olympics and cracking up. That’s not cool. So we’re not going to say anything further on the subject of her 5-ft long ass/Swiss fondue giving [...]

Because nothing spells more clearly “i’m worried about going to jail” than partying till the need to vomit in cacti plants arises, Lindsay Lohan flew to NYC over the weekend to do just that. In granny socks. Because the downward spiral doesn’t just take your teeth away (see last picture), but also your sense of [...]

Police in New York are investigating whether a car bomb in Times Square was targeted at the makers of South Park over a controversial depiction of the Prophet Mohammed. The device, which failed to detonate, was left near the offices of Viacom, which owns the irreverent cartoon series. Last month postings on an Islamic website [...]

Michael Jackson’s long-time friend and physician says he is getting death threats after outing the King of Pop. Dr. Arnold Klein told TMZ that he has received “horrible death threats” since he told the gossip Web site Friday that Jackson was gay, but he does not feel he betrayed Jackson with his revelation. Last week [...]

Roman Polanski broke his silence Sunday over the bid to extradite him to face child sex charges, saying the case was based on a lie and accusing authorities of wanting his head on a plate. In a 900-word statement, Polanski said that he asked “only to be treated fairly like anyone else” and had previously [...]