While we suspect her nipples are already half way through the cryogenesis process, according to The Sun, Britney Spears also wants the rest of her body to be preserved in LIQUID NITROGEN so future generations can relish the miracle of what it is to be Britney. And by that we mean getting to enjoy countless [...]

So Lindsay Lohan finally managed to show up to court yesterday with her serious face on and a certain amount of cleavage hoping to persuade Judge Marsha Revel (who postponed a vacation because her substitute wasn’t going to be tough enough on Lindsay) to put her in the corner for 5 minutes or take her [...]

Lady Gaga hints in a new interview that her health problems might be due to more than the stress of superstardom. The “Paparazzi” singer says she’s been tested for lupus, the autoimmune tissue disease that killed her aunt in 1976, but tells the Times of London she won’t reveal the results because she doesn’t “want anyone to be worried.” Lupus, or systemic lupus erythematosus, is [...]

The British husband of tragic actress Brittany Murphy has died at the Hollywood Hills home the couple once shared. Despite attempts to resuscitate him by the emergency services, screenwriter Simon Monjack, 39, was pronounced dead last night. It comes just five months after Clueless star Brittany, 32, died in his arms after collapsing in the [...]

Here’s Jennifer Aniston in a tiny pink bikini and hard nipples on the set of Just Go With It, and all this magic happened because we said Brooklyn Decker has an amazing body didn’t it? On that note, Brooklyn Decker’s body makes us want to strangle a puppy (What? We have a well documented fear [...]

Kirsten Dunst came out of her cave on Sunday, and granted she was in upright position and there didn’t seem to be any rats around at the swimming pool (Eden Roc Hotel pool in Cap d’Antibes, France), but there was plenty of ripe fruit lying around next to the chaise longs and various moths and [...]

Sorry for delaying an entire week to post these pictures of Kate Gosselin during the shoot for the new Kate Plus 8 in Orlando, but we were seriously debating as to whether you could take all this much sexy. Seriously, we have it in good authority that Jon Gosselin’s 2-inch penis required a mini defibrillator [...]

Because Kendra Wilkinson has vision, much like the people who produced all the Harry Potter sequels, she made sure there was a follow-up to her first sex tape, this time with a chick. And because nobody wants to go out without a big bang, we’re assuming there’s a third tape to surface on a computer [...]