Christina Hendricks, the red headed and big boobed actress on Mad Men, recently told Health magazine how she feels about women weight. Basically, she was supportive of women giving into their urges, eating what they wanted, and gaining weight. Hell, she said that gaining weight was womanly. Well Christina. It is. If you’re you – [...]

Kim Feenstra, the hot-ass Netherlands born winner of Holland’s Next Top Model, appeared in the Dutch FHM. This begs the question: isn’t the Netherlands and Holland the same DAMN country? And who the f*ck are the Dutch? WHICH NATION ARE THEY FROM? …  … geographic ignorance aside, this chick is hot. And flipping us off [...]

The fact that Britney is batshit insane and has been sexually perverse since she was the age of 12 shouldn’t be ignored in this scenario, but it doesn’t immediately make her a bad mother. … except for the insane bit, we guess. Social workers are going to investigate Britney over claims that she hit one [...]

Is anyone else as unsurprised as we are with these eerily natural-looking photos of Lady Gaga as a man? With these photos and the corroborating evidence of her she-dick, this is no longer a question: at some point Lady Gaga was man. Maybe it was 5 years ago. Maybe it’s now. But the fact of [...]

For the very first time, Jennifer Hudson opened up and talked about the horrific 2008 murders of her mother Darnell, her brother Jason and her nephew Julian on VH1′s Behind the Music. At only 28, she has gone through tragedies most of us will never experience. For two weeks after the murders, she secluded herself [...]

Kelly Ripa, acting much like the shemalé that she is, was walking around NYC with some stiff morning wood-pokies. A glimpse of her tiny talk show nipples makes us forget how mind-bogglingly annoying that bitch is. Honest to God, you can’t say that if you were stuck in a room with a shotgun and Kelly [...]

A bit of sad news today – Coco’s oversized ass sadly ate her bikini while she was out at the beach. With said bikini’s disappearance, Coco’s crabs were unleashed upon the beach and devoured two children and a Rottweiler puppy. We are sad. On the bright side, everyone got a glimpse of the various mounds [...]

It’s not surprising that a whore that went on a coke-fueled speed chase on the highway is about to make a drastically poor business decision: Lindsay Lohan has decided to be a porn star. Not for real (damn) but in a movie. Which is slightly better. … but only by a little, since she wants [...]