Here’s Disney star Demi Lovato vacationing in Mexico on Tuesday, and since her butt-crack is still two months shy of being legal, we refrained from posting pictures of it, for your own safety and ours. You know, so we don’t share the same cell as Perez Hilton (because you’ll know he’ll be wanting to braid [...]

Tita Tequila, in what was most likely the result of a 30-minute counseling session with Joe Francis on how to advance her career, cut herself with a shard of glass and posted the bloody pictures on her Twitter page last week. And yesterday, she was chirpily walking around Roberston Boulevard in L.A showing off those [...]

Cameron Diaz was interviewed by Playboy recently, and surprise, surprise, the interview revolved around cock and its importance to her life. Oh, and the occasional carpet munching to spice up a dull meal: On how she earns her frequent flyer miles: “Oh gosh, I can’t even count how many times I’ve gotten on a plane [...]

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green (seen here coming out of a Laker’s game on Tuesday night) reportedly got engaged again while they were vacationing in Hawaii, according to Us Weekly: “I saw her jumping up and down,” a witness tells Us Weekly of the beachside proposal at the Four Seasons Hualalai hotel on the [...]

Tori Spelling’s hunger is getting to her brain matter, because she’s seen things. Dead things. Like Farah Fawcett who came to her for a chat: “Listen up Tori. Tell that fat bastard Ryan, nice going with Cheryl Tiegs. And going at it behind my casket at my OWN funeral is sooo not cool. Your testicles [...]

It took 8 years, but “Indiana Jones” star Harrison Ford and “Ally McBeal” star Calista Flockhart were married Tuesday at the governor’s mansion in New Mexico, TMZ.com reported. The Hollywood couple got engaged on Valentine’s weekend last year after dating for almost a decade. Gov. Bill Richardson reportedly performed the ceremony and a marriage license [...]

Amy Winehouse flailed her completely desensitized bolt-ons around some more last night at a Universal Music party in London (with her new boyfriend Reg Traviss) making this the 100th time her nipples failed to distract us from her face. *superimposes Nicole Scherzinger’s face on hers, starts touchin…..* What? We said we love breasts. Even ones [...]

Dita Von Teese posed with Richard Branson on the wings of one of his Virgin Atlantic planes to celebrate the 10th anniversary of his company’s non-stop flight program from London to Las Vegas and if this was an advertising message to get people to fly with Virgin, well then, message received: “Virgin Atlantic. Every trip [...]