The 59-year-old woman charged with aggravated assault, simple assault and reckless endangerment for allegedly attacking Bam Margera with a baseball bat claims the ‘Jackass’ star used a racial slur during a disagreement. “I’m innocent, and he’s a jackass just like his movies,” Elizabeth Ray tells the Philadelphia Daily News. While she says she did not [...]

Gary Coleman’s living will called for the actor to be kept alive unless he was in an irreversible coma for at least 15 days, according to a court document. Coleman’s ex-wife Shannon Price ordered his doctor to disconnect life support just a day after he fell into a coma last month, according to the Utah [...]

Megan Fox did a photo-shoot for the July issue of Interview magazine where she basically molests a mannequin and then dismembers it in bed. Because these magazines are artsy fartsy, we’re just going to assume the whole concept is a metaphor that pretty much says Megan Fox f***ed herself in the ass with her big [...]

Katy Perry was in London over the weekend, and because her breasts must know a lot about soccer, she was invited to talk on a chat show about the World Cup and the game between the U.S and England on Saturday. And because Russell Brand’s penis obviously broke her patriotism in two and made her [...]

And the nipples finally broke free of their restraints, killed the bra and buried it. Here’s Britney Spears coming out of a mall last week with a very, very sad face (left nipple is extremely in tune with its master’s feelings), and we can only assume that it’s because her bodyguard is trying to sue [...]

Here’s Lindsay Lohan out shopping over the weekend with the porn movie money advance she was given looking like Linda Lovelace cooked and ate those 50 businessmen instead of gang-banging them. “What do you mean those TGIF Jack Daniels Barbeque Ribs are fattening? But i only ordered 30 portions and 20 to go!” PS: Second [...]

Katie Holmes attended the Tony Awards on Sunday and in the process showed off the freakiest, perhaps most non-erotic spill-over ever. And we suspect it was not her idea. “Listen up, Katie. Ricky Martin is going to be at the Awards tonight, and I really, really want to, er, shake his hands. But just in [...]

Kim Kardashian was in Miami for a friend’s bachelorette party and it’s nice to see that for once she decided not to suck up all the attention through the giant vortex that is her ass crack and give the bride-to-be the opportunity to shine for one day. “What do you mean the paparazzi are also [...]