Archive for June, 2010

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Danielle Staub’s sex tape stills. Er, awesome…or something?

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Since Danielle Staub of Real Housewives has taken a page from the Kendra playbook, here are “leaked” stills that TMZ has acquired. If Kendra has taught us anything, is that the following will occur with the certainty of the sun rising again tomorrow (unless Britney decides to go out without a bra and point those [...]

Gary Coleman’s death photo, courtesy of his lovely ex-wife

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If anyone out there had any doubts as to whether Shannon Price was a cold-hearted bitch out to make a buck from Gary Coleman’s death, well, this puts those doubts to rest. Honestly, doesn’t this remind you of those college photos someone would take when their roommate was asleep or passed out drunk? The only [...]

Jason Sudeikis may be hitting that (it’s Jennifer Aniston)

Hey everyone, another man has just entered the spinstering revolving door that is Jennifer Aniston’s sad, tissue-consuming vagina heart. This time around she’s dating a guy who’s paid to tell jokes. We’re assuming it’s to help her with those existential crisis moments with fart jokes and fat guy crosses the street jokes. Or just replace [...]

We owe Alexander Skarsgard one for this

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Meet Natasha Alam, an Uzbekistan-born hottie (who’s also an Iranian princess through her former marriage) who plays a seductive bar dancer at Fangtasia and Alexander Skarsgard’s new sex toy in the new season of True Blood. Natasha decided to go naked for Playboy when Alexander’s schlong paid her a visit without a sock puppet on: [...]

Salma Hayek really, really, really hates snakes (with video)

Salma Hayek, Maria Bello and Maya Rudolph sat down with Extra to promote their new movie Grown Ups on Tuesday when a large snake crawled across the set sending Salma Hayek into one of the most insane panics we’ve ever seen a pair of tits go into. Shrieking and shaking she then tried to use [...]

Tori Spelling is now down to bones. And nightmare tits

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Tori Spelling spent her day on the beach in Malibu because Dean McDermott was pissed and wanted everyone to have a shitty weekend too. Otherwise he would have been conscientious enough to put an extra large sweater over her. Or a tarp. We’re not picky. Anyway, Tori blames looking like a broom with dislocated tits [...]

Larry King’s Wife Overdoses on Pills

LOS ANGELES — CNN host Larry King’s wife was rushed to the hospital last month after she reportedly overdosed on pills. Shawn Southwick, 50, apparently overmedicated and was found unconscious by her father on May 29 at her Provo, Utah home. Radar Online has obtained a 911 call in which Southwick’s father, Karl Engermann, tells [...]

Celine Dion’s $20m waterpark mansion causes drought on Florida island

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Celine Dion, who somehow managed to cheat menopause with her husbands’ cryogenically frozen sperm and get herself pregnant for the second time has brought about a drought on Jupiter Island (a place where some of the richest people in the country live) in Florida by using all of its water supply to fill her gigantic [...]