Archive for June, 2010

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Rush Limbaugh weds for the 4th time, Elton John sings for $1M

Rush Limbaugh has married for the fourth time — and his reception featured an unlikely guest: Elton John.The conservative commentator and radio host wed Kathryn Rogers, 33, Saturday at Florida’s Breakers Hotel, according to The Palm Beach Post. The openly gay John later serenaded the 400 guests — including Karl Rove, Fred Thompson, Sean Hannity, [...]

Carrot Top…er…Rihanna, has a labia malfunction at Rock in Rio festival

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First off, let’s get this out of the way, Rihanna needs one of those court ordered ankle bracelets that forbids her from the hair products isle at CVS. It’s been one bad hair day after another since My Um-ber-ella-hey-hey. Secondly, you would figure with all the gay dudes dancing with her, they would teach Rihanna [...]

Miley Cyrus continues her lesbian, camel-toe, razor stubble tour

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WTF is Miley and her mullet-lovin daddy up to? Yea, we get it, she doesn’t want to be known as that little girl on Hannah Montana but this is quite a leap. When a 17 year old girl dresses in tiny outfits that reveal her still developing ovaries, when she is simulating lesbian sex on [...]

Lindsay Lohan shows her mellons for Jason McDonald Shoot

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With Lindsay Lohan slated to earn around $100 for playing Linda Lovelace in Inferno (a little over the going rate for gang-bangs, but she’s a celebrity after all), it’s no wonder she’s doing one naked photoshoot after another. Except in this one the nipples are covered. Because showing them at this stage would definitely be [...]

Get Him To The Greek star Rose Byrne strips for GQ

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Here’s Australian actress Rose Byrne (plays Russell Brand’s girlfriend Jackie Q in Get Him To The Greek) trying to boost ticket sales for the movie by using the power of a semi-exposed areola, which is ridiculous if you thin…(Checking local cinema listings. Because we believe in breast witchery). Locky

Man who used Emma Watson’s face for underage porn images faces jail

A British man who created digitally-altered photos of Emma Watson naked and posted them on the internet is facing jail after pleading guilty to 19 counts of making an indecent image of a child. John Cavanagh mocked up eight pictures of the Harry Potter star by digitally placing her head onto an underage girl’s body, [...]

Spencer Pratt is broke

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The douche with the albino beard is strapped for cash, people (and we break for five for an underwear change). According to Radar Online, Spencer Pratt has spent the majority of his money and is living on credit. Spencer has admitted to spending half a million dollars on energy crystals this year. “I am so [...]

Michael Jackson is alive!

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Just kidding. It’s Janet Jackson on the set of the movie with the worst name ever “For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf”. It’s that Arab businessman boyfriend of hers, isn’t it? He always dreamed of making out with Michael Jackson in a room full of cherub murals, didn’t he? [...]