One of the most memorable moments from this year’s BET awards is when Chris Brown performed an overly emotional Michael Jackson tribute. It ended up somewhere between truly heartfelt and a crusty sock of PR masturbation. Chris Brown has been keeping a low profile since pleading guilty to felony assault for beating up Rihanna in [...]

As it turns out, starving yourself to stay thin is apparently not healthy for you. We need to check our sources, but more often than not, starvation will lead to adverse side effects. For example, the beautiful blonde movie star Gwyneth Paltrow. She is famous for being Ethiopian-thin and beautiful… but because of her starvation [...]

So what has Jordan Tate from Baywatch been up to recently? Well pretty much the same as always – whoring out her breasts to the general public. Running in slow motion. Maybe mouth-kissing Pamela Anderson? As a representative of sex-deprived men, we can safely say that we’re supportive of Traci’s parade of nipples. See through [...]

No matter what crackhead photog told Lindsay, treading the fine line between “hot lipstick mouth” and “just ate out a period crotch mouth” isn’t a smart idea. In fact no matter how hard we try to see this in a good light, the best response we can give is “AARGGGHHH GOD WHYY???” In fact, the [...]

I see London, I see France… I see Cheryl Tweedy’s hot as hell, teeny-tiny, white underpants! And let us just say -some high quality upskirtage is completely necessary. Too many Hollywood star slutlets have been flashing around their infected lady bits. Looking at HPV and crabs has slowly been losing it’s charm. (Sorry Lindsay.) During [...]

By constantly tanning her freckled boobs, Lindsay Lohan is putting herself in danger of going back in front of a judge. According to the SCRAM bracelet people, something as simple as getting in a pool or using spray tanning liquid could set off the bracelet. Telling Lindsay about this is like telling a cokewhore that [...]

On Friday, a judge finalized the contentious divorce of Miami Heat’s star player Dwyane Wade from his wife, Siobvaughn (that’s a real name?). He however, is still battling custody and financial issues. The NBA player said he was relieved that the proceedings are over and he is finally split from wife. Saudiautobaughn, or whatever, Wade’s [...]

It’s been known for a while that there was a restraining order in the mix of the relationship between Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson. It was recently revealed that it wasn’t Oksana who was carrying around some extra crazy – Oksana was the one who got a domestic violence restraining order against Mel Gibson. She [...]