Archive for June, 2010

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Obsessed Fans Celebrate Michael Jackson’s Deathday

Today marks the first anniversary of the pop icon Michael Jackson’s death (from sustained drug abuse and an eventual “accidental” overdose). Fans from around the world began marking the first anniversary of the music icon’s death. In Tokyo, 50 diehard fans paid more than 1,000 dollars each to attend a sleepover inside an exhibition space [...]

Katy Perry Ditches Her Clothes for Esquire

Katy Perry in June

Even without the bells and whistles of her confusing hipster clothes Katy Perry is still interesting to look at. Her huge… talent… is actually convincing us that she would be doing the world an enormous favor if she were to never wear clothes again. Oil spill? Forget it. National debt? No problem. All we need [...]

Lady Gag Gag – Poke Her Face!

Lady Gag Gag

If you, for some reason that seemingly defies logic and any heterosexual urges, want to bone the shit out of Lady Gaga’s face you’ll finally have a chance to do so. The Lady Gag Gag love doll gives you the opportunity to use your disco/vertigo/pogo/human flesh stick all over her plastic whore mouth. When not [...]

Adrianne Curry Shows Us Her Soapy Self

Adrianne Curry in shower

Oh holy balls. Either this is the most superb piece of product placement in the history of men and Pert shampoo- or we just got a real glimpse of Adrianne Curry’s physically perfect and timelessly beautiful lady junk. Most often, when stars condescend to show off their genitalia in clever and creative ways, they’re trying [...]

Kate Gosselin Intensifies Her Face

kate-botox

Something may or may not have scared the living daylights out of Kate Gosselin. But that’s what happens when you inject a neurotoxin into your skin for purely superficial reasons. The best case scenario situation that we can hope for regarding Kate Gosselin is that the botulinum toxin seeps into her brain and leaves her [...]

Jeremy London’s “Kidnapper” Speaks

No matter what cock-and-bull story was told about the alleged kidnapping of Jeremy London… nothing seems to add up. The reason for that is Jeremy was stoned out of his mind. And so was everyone else. According to RadarOnline, the alleged kidnapper Brandon Adams had a few interesting things to say about the entire incident: [...]

Jerry Seinfeld Hates Gaga, Too

“This woman is a jerk. I hate her,” Seinfeld said during a WFAN radio interview on Monday. “I can’t believe they put her in my box, which I paid for.” Jerry… we’re right there with ya. Lady Gaga’s drug fueled [citation needed] rage at the Mets game was completely uncalled for and solidified her role [...]

Slipknot’s Bassist’s Death Was Accidental

An autopsy revealed that the Slipknot bassist, Paul Gray, died from an accidental overdose in his hotel room. …which means he “took a whole buncha drugs and didn’t mean to off himself.” The drugs that the musician is believed to have taken are morphine and fentanyl (which is an imitation of morphine) before he died. [...]