Hipster pop stars just can’t seem to get ahead anymore. Shemale Gaga bit it yesterday on her way to Elton John’s gaytastic party… and “so hot she should be raped” singer Katy Perry cut her leg open during an “energetic dance session” after Sunday’s MuchMusic Video Awards. (Read “dance” as “kinky, celebrity sex.”) The California [...]

Last year, a 54 year old massage therapist from Portland gave her local police a detailed statement  alleging that former Vice President Al Gore sexually assaulted her during a late-night massage session in October of 2006 in a suite at the Hotel Lucia. She told investigators that she informed two friends of what happened and [...]

So who was at the Boujis Club in London, flashing her color coordinated lady bits? Kelly Brook, that’s who. You would think that after a time that the public would get tired of seeing her bits and pieces… but when she has such a sweet beav, how can the world refuse? Besides, this is the [...]

In the 91st minute of the World Cup game against Algeria (which is akin to overtime, for the retard the Americans who are retarded enough to not know soccer), Landon Donovan scored a goal that is going to allow the US team to advance to the next round. The final score of the game was [...]

Oh LT. You must have missed some very important celebrity memos. #1: don’t use hookers #2: don’t use underage hookers. The Pro Football Hall of Famer Lawrence Taylor was indicted on Wednesday by a suburban New York grand jury. The charges? Third-degree rape and patronizing a prostitute. He was originally arrested on May 6th at [...]

It’s plain and simple, Lady(?) Gaga. If you’re going to dress like a gender-confused retard while wearing platform shoes – you deserve falling. In fact, we’re a little disappointing that you didn’t crush your balls and curl up into a shemale-ball of agony. Everyone that witnessed this fall at Heathrow airport should have applauded that [...]

Do your best to guard your loins against the horrible, gaping maw of Jessica Hart’s mouth and focus on her hump-worthy body. This Aussie model was showing off her 0% body fat at the beach… desperately trying to remind the public to get aroused because of her tits and ass. Once you swallow down the [...]

So ask yourself a question – what’s a little underage Miley Cyrus crotch slippage between friends? Apparently most people think it’s “wrong” to distribute pictures of an underage pussy and only “deviants” would “like” it. Well. Call us deviants, then. While Miley was on stage, in front of hundreds of people, her extremely slut-tastic outfit [...]