We may be losing a dykey comedian, but we’re gaining a ghetto booty. According to AP, former “Fly Girl” Jennifer Lopez is poised to return to television — this time as a judge on “American Idol.” The singer-dancer-actor was close to signing a deal to join Fox TV’s hit singing contest, a person familiar with [...]

You thought it’d be impossible for The Office to go on without actor Steve Carell? Well. You’re dumb. Even though he is resigning from his job at The Office,  it doesn’t mean the end of the Emmy-award winning TV comedy show, NBC said on Friday. NBC entertainment programing chief Angela Bromstad told TV reporters that [...]

Oh, what the hell. Hasn’t America gotten it’s venereal-disease fill of Paris Hilton yet? … well, we guess not since some ignorant soul stuck in 2006 is using her in his music video. Hopefully the crew doesn’t get the herps, but it might be too late for them. Those poor bastards. We’ll cross our fingers [...]

Ellen DeGeneres only served as a judge for American Idol one season and… she is finally out. Ellen DeGeneres is leaving American Idol, Fox confirmed in a statement Thursday night. “A couple months ago, I let FOX and the American Idol producers know that this didn’t feel like the right fit for me,” DeGeneres says [...]

Somehow, Bon Jovi is still this boobie-grabbin’ and orgy-havin’ cool today. How? We don’t know. But we have a feeling it has to do with his famous celebrity bulge in those leopard leotard pants. That bastard. So just think of these recently released classic shots of Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora getting nasty with [...]

It looks like the fake divorce that no one cared about didn’t stick, because Heidi Boobs and Spencer Douchebag were seen boarding a private plane together. The reason for the fivorce (fake + divorce) was because of Heidi’s reality show in the works. However, now they’ve been seen hiding out together … bringing some truth [...]

Jesus Christ, does Audrina Patridge know how to wear a tank top. Even though her rotting piece of crap of a show is over (yay!) that doesn’t mean that she has to be out of the media. Because if SHE is, then her massive and bouncy boobies will be, too. And that just makes us [...]

Lindsay Lohan’s already preparing for the next stage of her sentence  (90 days in rehab) by meeting with multiple reps from rehab facilities. … if anyone else is paying attention like we are, this is happening about 80 days too early. The rehab officials visited Lindsay at Lynwood Correctional Facility last weekend. Although Lindsay spent [...]