Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin are intensely and criminally stupid. They are already looking for a reality TV crew that fits their marriage. … which isn’t a surprise, and further proves that this family belongs in the retarded area of Hell. The couple has been shopping “multiple reality shows” around town. The show ideas range [...]

Jeremy London, or to you what Brendan Frasier would look like if smashed with an ugly stick and became addicted to meth, has an identical twin brother named Jason. Said brother is worried Jeremy … not only did he create the dumbest lie known to man (dude, they kidnapped me and MADE me do drugs!) [...]

One of the doctors on trial for allegedly conspiring to fuel Anna Nicole Smith with drugs claims he’s being prosecuted because he’s openly gay and a member of an ethnic minority. … we think that maybe some kind of medical association should be checking if he is really a doctor, because that just sounds retarded. [...]

After being out of the country and in hairy-armpit Paris for way too long, Blake Lively is finally back in NYC to shoot some Gossip Girl scenes. We might also add that she was wearing a completely ridiculous gown that didn’t have a back and baaaarely had a front. And being the supreme fashion experts [...]

Since her last lawyer pulled a “F*CK IT, I QUIT!” Lilo had to find a new greasy suit-monkey. His name is Robert Shapiro. He stopped by to see Lindsay at the Pickford Lofts rehab facility yesterday… probably to prep her case. And when we say her “case,” we mean their shenanigans that will get Lindsay [...]

Nobody puts Uncle Jesse  in the corner… for snorting cocaine off a stripper’s body. A Michigan couple tried to extort $680,000 from John Stamos; they claimed that they had photos of the actor with strippers and cocaine.  Well, well, well, it turns out that they found some instant karma as well – the two were [...]

PETA did two amazing things at once: First: They used Pamela Anderson’s body circa 1995 in a new ad for whatever stupid cause they support. That cannot be that dick-monger’s body today. We may be stupid, but we’re not that stupid. Still, we can appreciate the effort into making a sexy ad we will still [...]

Teen mother and daughter of former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, Bristol Palin, told a U.S. celebrity magazine she is engaged to her on-again off-again boyfriend before telling her own mother. (SURPRISE!) The 19-year-old Palin, whose previous engagement to Levi Johnston, 20, was called off after giving birth to their son in December of 2008, [...]