Just think – it wasn’t for douchefag Orlando Bloom… Miranda Kerr would be a single lady. And if that were true, this VS video of her prancing around in bright cotton panties would be magnificent masturbatory material and not just a sad, sad reminder that we’ll never get to touch her pinky toe but Orlando [...]

AnnaLynne McCord was rocking the “no bra and I’m going to show my tits!” look at some Inception extravaganza. So instead of thinking of the mind bending movie – and trying to understand what the holy shit is going on – focus on something happier… like how are you going to get your D to [...]

Oh how the mighty sexy have fallen… and how they also go burrowing inside of their own nostrils for tiny gold chunks of treasure. We honestly thought that Liv Tyler was better than this – better than revealing herself to be nothing but a normal human being. It’s not an exaggaration when we say that [...]

Since Spencer Pratt was forbidden to go to The Hills‘ wrap party… he of course went anyway. But dressed, pretty convincingly we might add, as a loony old man. The only reason that attention was brought to him was because cock monger & celebrity blogger Perez Hilton discovered him. Superficial bitches across the United States [...]

Unfortunately, this didn’t turn out to be as hilarious or as gay-sexy as we hoped it would. Not that we’re into men slamming their pelvises together and packing up their colons… but Alexander Skarsgard was soooo extremely drunk that a fantastic shocking video was just teetering on the brink of existence. Skarsgard, one of the [...]

Doing something so wrong never felt so good: Kim Kardashian (almost 30) and Justin Bieber (16) went on a date at Pinkberry over the weekend. Usually we support imprudent matches with huge age differences (since it usually results in mayhem and great sex tapes) – but not with the Biebz! He has a face that’s [...]

Dr. Ross Shelden, Oksana Grigorieva’s dentist, will be a star witness in the Mel Gibson investigation. He allegedly has powerful evidence that Mel Gibson hurt Oksana Grigorieva. Dr. Shelden, who practices in the San Fernando Valley, took photos of Oksana’s mouth the day after the January 6 blowout, in which Mel allegedly knocked out Oksana’s [...]

Don’t be surprised if you soon read the headlines of: Tori Spelling Dies of Ethiopian Level Starvation. In Beverly Hills this week, she was seen looking bone-thin. Not only is she anorexic, but she must also be stressed out by her recently injured husband and her steady lack-of-career. We can support women refusing to eat [...]