There are things in live that are great: apple pie, hookers, pornography and baseball. And what makes every single one of them better? Marisa Miller. Put Marisa Miller in a tight pair of spandex pants and make her sweat and everything will be all right. She was one of the players who competed in the [...]

It’s good to see that enjoying life-preserver sized tits can be enjoyed by the entire family. Not only are they fun to squeeze, but in case of an emergency, little Sandy might be able to latch onto a freakishly large nipple in order to stay above the water! …so maybe the size of her mammary [...]

Whoopi stays true to her desire to make the entire United States of America hate her black guts as she actually supports Mel Gibson throughout his “I’M A RACIST AND I HIT MY GIRLFRIEND” online tirade: “I know Mel, and I know he’s not a racist,” Whoopi said on ‘The View’ on Monday, seeming both [...]

It’s not fair. The world isn’t fair. In a fair world, Blake Lively wouldn’t be getting her ass and tits squeezed by a douchebag like her Gossip Girl co-star like Penn Badgley. John Mayer’s bastard son Penn gets to put his filthy hands all over Blake’s backside. And what did we get to do? Something [...]

Ahhhhhh. Now Helen Mirren getting nudie pictures taken of herself makes much more sense. She has been hanging out with manwhore-turned-Katy-Perry-slammer, Russell Brand. … we’re a little surprised that she hasn’t been caught doing lines of coke off of an exotic stripper named Camilla. Russell and Helen were being chummy on the set of their [...]

The Howard K. Stern trial (the trial in which Howard Stern and others are accused of instigating Anna Nicole Smith’s drug addiction) is starting to see some complications. The prosecutors want the judge to prohibit the defense lawyers from telling the jury that the two main legal powers involved in the prosecution are running for [...]

For Lindsay Lohan, the worst part of her upcoming jail-time isn’t the bathroom dyke sex or having to eat gruel every day… it’s being alone. Apparently she can’t stand it. And apparently she doesn’t understand that no one else can really stand her. Lindsay is apparently climbing the walls because of the prospect of jail [...]

A new exceedingly violent Mel Gibson audio tape was leaked today – and it somehow tops the clip that features Mel hoping that Oksana gets raped by a “pack of n*ggers.” In this new clip, Mel says such classics as: “I’ll put you in a f *ckin rose garden you c*nt! You understand that? Because [...]