Archive for July, 2010

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Edward Norton Gets Fired From the Avengers

Sadly, we’re referring to the movie The Avengers that’s in production, and not the real-life team of superheroes. Since that sadly doesn’t exist (which most of us tearfully learned around our 16th birthday when our parents thought we “should just know”). The cast of the movie was to be star studded – Robert Downey Jr, [...]

Kim Kardashian’s Ass Waves a Flag or Something

Kim Kardashian bull run

It isn’t a celebration unless Kim Kardashian’s leotard-eating ass is there. Over the weekend in NYC, Kim Kardashian wore a tight-as-hell leotard in order to fly the initial flag at the 2010 Bullrun Live Rally in New York. The Bullrun Live Rally is a glamourous, high-class automotive rally that blah blah blah doesn’t have anything [...]

Mobster’s Son Bobby Spillane Falls to His Death

In a very non-Mobsterish death… Bobby Spillane, an actor and the son of legendary mobster Mickey Spillane who was gunned to his death,  “fell” out of a sixth floor “window” in Manhattan and died “today” at the age of 45. Foul play is not suspected. Extreme coincidence and suspicion is. Spillane had guest roles on [...]

Caroline D’Amour Isn’t Impressing Anyone

Caroline D'Amore hair

Hot chick and cast member of God Awful horror film Sorority Row, Caroline D’Amore, showed off her new lack of hairdo over the weekend. We have no idea what self-involved delusion fest led her to believe that this truly was the best she could look… but all performers are the same. They think that “ugly” [...]

Katy Perry is Ashamed of Her Face Leprosy

Katy Perry's face

Katy Perry’s face, and outfit, were looking less than stellar this past weekend. She was seen at a salon in Los Angeles attempting to rid herself of some unsightly acne with a facial. … we’re desperate enough to hope that it was the fun kind of facial. But we’re known to be delusional when it [...]

Megan Fox Distracts Us From Her Camel Toe

Megan Fox ring

Great. The first good view we have of Megan Fox’s locked down cooch and it’s ruined by her flashing her ever-so-retarded married hand. Who would want that God awful ring we’d never be able to afford anyway? Whores. That’s who. Thankfully our rampant sexual perversion can look past the bling and see some high quality [...]

Miley Cyrus is Wholesome

Miley Cyrus slutty

In an effort to be the biggest underage cock-tease of the year, Miley Cyrus has been pulling out all of the stops on her tour. Leather crotch shots? Sure. Humping the stage? Why not! Pretending to guzzle cock onstage? OH HELL YEAH. It’s good to see what a nice Christian girl obnoxious slut-tease she is [...]

Mel Gibson on “N*ggers” Raping in Packs

This is the first audio clip that got Mel Gibson into a shitload of trouble, where he described a certain situation with his lady friend getting …accosted… in the pussy region by some folks of the African American persuasion: …and being honest here, it sounds like he makes a few good points. Who would want [...]