If you grew up in the 80s and 90s, it was impossible for Princess Leia to get any hotter. She was a intergalactic princess, she was totally badass, and she almost screwed her brother. WTF?! So obvoiusly, an even hotter girl portraying the slutty, almost-incestuous, Leia would be a great idea.. and oh. We can [...]

This morning, Lady Gaga performed for The Today Show during one of the muggiest, rainiest mornings of the month. Over 20,000 people wearing cigarette glasses showed up to watch Lady Gaga nearly (but not quite) show her transvestite crotch-bump. The rain, instead of deterring Gaga from performing actually seemed to encourage her. The rainier, sweatier, [...]

So it looks like Oksana Grigorieva may not be crying wolf about her Jew-hating lover… she told Sheriff’s deputies that Mel Gibson threatened her with a gun. The L.A. County Sheriff’s Department is investigating Mel for the alleged domestic battery, assault with a deadly weapon and child endangerment. So the run down of the charges? [...]

It’s okay, Lady(?) Gaga. Most people are confused by the concept of “working out.” What do you do? Who knows. What do you wear? … stilettos, fishnet stockings and a sequenced bodysuit. Probably. At least her psychotically-poor choice of work out clothing let us have a glimpse at our cottage cheese legs. She is nothing [...]

For goodness sake, Salma, this is a family theme park! You think you would be able to put away your porn star cleavage for one day and let your daughter have a normal, relaxing time. Instead, you keep your sweater puppies on a long leash, and Mini Salma runs the risk of poking her eye [...]

Somehow, it seems like a majority of the fan-crazed shows that were nominated for the Primetime Emmys on Thursday are… off the air. These shows include Lost, The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien, The New Adventures of Old Christine, Monk, 24, Heroes and Flash Forward. ABC’s Lost, which has been nominated every year since 2005, [...]

Surprise, surprise – Mel Gibson, AKA the Jew-Hatin’ Pummeler, is now under investigation for getting into some fisticuffs with Oksana’s face. Sure, she may be nothing but a foreign cunt in the relationship for money (since that’s the only reason whores date men).. but did she really deserve to literally get her front teeth knocked [...]

Well, it’s official. Cleveland, Ohio, is the worst place to be in North America… especially since the only thing they had going for them is high-tailing it outta there for South Beach. LeBron James, the star of the Cleveland Cavaliers, is abandoning his home city and state to play for the Miami Heat. Not that [...]