And this is no surprise because she is a half-brained greedy sleaze bag… but Lindsay Lohan is attempting to sell her post-jail interview for $1 million. “Financially, it’s the best thing that could have ever happened to Lindsay,” a magazine insider tells me. “It’s no secret that Lindsay has been in financial trouble for a [...]

In the most not surprising move of the year… a random man is coming out of the woodwork, claiming to be King James’ dad. And then promptly suing him. This is all before LeBron James makes his announcement tomorrow about where he is going to be playing next year. LeBron James and his mother Gloria [...]

In a piece of clever espionage on Oksana’s part – she was able to trick Mel Gibson into admitting of his physical abuse on tape. We assume she was wearing a large comical flower with a tape recorder hidden inside while she twirled an evil handlebar mustache … … oddly, one quite similar to Mel’s. [...]

Hilary Duff needs to stop confusing penises the world over. Just because she got all engaged doesn’t mean she can play tease the cock. She needs to decide if she is hot or not. Sure, she is still attractive in the nerdy, shameful lay way… but if she is going to stay famous and NOT [...]

So maybe we were a little harsh on Fire Crotch Lindsay Lohan. She obviously has a big f’n problem and her career is going down the shitter faster than.. something going down a toilet . Keli Goff from The Huffington Post makes some completely valid points about Lohan’s troubles… and it makes her seem more [...]

And in other news – Kendra Wilkinson can read? Kendra and her perky nips were out selling her new book, Sliding Into Home, which is as much about sex as you think it is. No, it may not be about her in depth journey of being rammed nightly by a geriatric patient (although there are [...]

Lindsay Lohan did something stupid… again. Well, at least we know it’s just another regular Wednesday. While in court of her probation hearing, Lindsay was photographed with a highly colorful nail design… one that read “f*ck you” and was obviously aimed at the judge. According to Fox 411: If indeed the photos are legitimate and [...]

Ohhhh Ke$ha – you raging skank of a Gaga wannabe. So what if maybe your music isn’t really music and you’re nothing but a trashy bag of gimmicks… you know how to get attention from the male readership. How? By getting baby gravy shot all over your stomach, letting some douchebag take a picture of [...]