NBA Most Valuable Player LeBron James, a Cleveland Cavalier who is now a free agent, finally joined Twitter… hopefully to assuage his legions of fans begging to know what’s in store for his future. He’s literally the only good thing left in Cleveland, Ohio (a city that may be most famous for its own river [...]

According to TMZ, Sheriff’s spokesperson Steve Whitmore just explained … generally, a female inmate in  Lindsay’s situation only serves 25% of their sentence. Therefore, it’ s pretty likely that Fire Crotch will only be slutting it up with the other lesbians in jail for about 23 days. We remain disappointed. Misery loves company. People without [...]

Real Housewives of O.C. star Alexis Bellino barely avoided building two tiny baby coffins over this past holiday weekend. Her two children accidentally fell into a pool during a July 4th celebration. Which generally isn’t good for kids that are strapped into a stroller. The reality star, her husband, Jim, and their children were celebrating [...]

It’s hard not to feel bad for ole Fire Crotch – this video shows her emotional breakdown in front of the judge and the rest of the court Tuesday afternoon when she was sentenced to 90 days in jail. But as soon as you start to feel those pinpricks of tears in your eyes (fag!) [...]

Our prayers have been answered! Coke-whore bitch Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to jail today by a Beverly Hills judge. The judge ruled that Lindsay Lohan violated the terms of her probation in a drunk driving case when she failed to attend alcohol education classes and sentenced her to 90 days in jail. Prior to this [...]

Usually we wouldn’t waste our time writing about Amy Winehouse’s crab-infested cooter, but it turns out that she was actually looking pretty perky and semi-attractive the other night (at least in the body quadrant where she keeps her massive tits). We lost track of how big her tits were through all of the rigmarole of [...]

Things are not looking good for Mel Gibson… not only does he have a past of being a racist and a raving anti-Semite – now his ex is claiming she has pictures proving that he was also an abusive asshole. And this is the Braveheart we all know and love?! According to Radar Online, (Oksana [...]

Some celebrities just can’t keep their shit together. George Michael, the 47-year-old British singer, is one of those celebrities. British media reports say George Michael has been arrested after a car crash in London. He was arrested Sunday after police responded to reports that a car had crashed into a one-hour photo building in Hampstead. [...]