Although Tobey Maguire starred in the first three Spider-Man roles (and was a completely nerdy MF-er that was easy for the comic book nerds to identify with) they are replacing him in the next Spider-Man flick … with an equally nerdy-ass webslinger. Great. Andrew Garfield, 26, has been cast as the new Peter Parker for [...]

Unfortunately, by now she is already running free. And we mean running literally, since we can assume that the jails in Africa are a scary piece of hell on earth. How she got in the African jails in the first place, though, is an interesting (and hilarious) story. Heiress Paris Hilton was caught getting high [...]

LeAnn Rimes is at her whorish, man-stealing ways again. Even though she just bought a husband only a few months back, she is obviously getting tired of having to S his D. Look at that tramp! Displaying her hot(?) abdominal muscles like that. Don’t try to fool us by covering up with a hoodie, LeAnn. [...]

Elizabeth Banks shows some American pride by wearing tiny blue panties over the weekend… where she unintentionally flashed them on the set of her new film. Elizabeth Banks remains one of the coolest hot female celebrities in he past few years; she is super hot, she was in a movie that had the word “porno” [...]

PETA’s unclear motives to get famous people completely naked for their ads is going to make the world a better place… not their stupid campaign for the ethical treatment of animals. When they bitch about not testing cosmetics on bunnies, it makes psychos want to grab the nearest white rabbit and scribble all over it [...]

Being despised by the general public and snorting cocaine every morning for breakfast must do a body good, because Lindsay “fire crotch” Lohan was simply glowing at her birthday party the other night. Even though it’s hard to determine this since we’re not CSI team, but these pictures were probably taken before she was assaulted [...]

..unless she was trying to be autistic. You can be fairly certain that she hit that nail on the head, since her entire wardrobe looks as if it came out of the mind of a kid with severe autism who is also extremely deranged. There is a point when these entertainers stop being artists and [...]

Uh-oh, it looks like someone has the sniffles or pussy itch. It’s not looking good for the covert Megan Fox!! Covertly sneaking into a doctor’s office usually means only a few things: 1. A secret pregnancy 2. A secret case of the AIDS 3. She’s banging a local Dr. McSteamy. We can only hope for [...]