Kelsey Grammer, who you would think would be dad of the year because of his male pattern baldness and glasses, is apparently a pimp. A pimp too good for his Real Housewife of Beverly Hills wife, Camille Grammer. Kelsey Grammer made it clear to his wife that he didn’t want to be married anymore, and [...]

First Katy Perry tits and now Lindsay Lohan getting pummeled in the face by a stranger? Sometimes the world just doesn’t stop giving. Lindsay, who by all accounts is a completely innocent girl who was just out for a birthday celebration, got socked in the face “for no reason.” Sure! There is absolutely no reason [...]

Usually, most Americans don’t put patriotism high on their list of things to think about, even in July. There are more important things happening (like Katy Perry’s tits). Playboy model Karissa Shannon, however, is setting out to change every lazy American’s mind by squeezing her epic body into a teeny, tiny bikini. Nice move, Karissa. [...]

Sorry to all who have been getting a “reported attack site” warning from Firefox 3. It is apparently a feature built into Firefox 3 and provided by Google. This is an example of a single company taking it upon itself and its apparently flawed algorithms to decide which sites you shouldn’t visit and doing it [...]

Sometimes life isn’t fair. Then sometimes, we make it fair. Take, for instance, this Katy Perry topless picture (huge nipples and all). Although it may make you think that July 4th is officially the best holiday in the world and every other country but America sucks balls – slow your roll. Her knockers are huge [...]

So our painstakingly made mixed tapes won’t do a thing for Kim Kardashian, but a little stupid baby can make her whip out her O-face? Unfair. Babies are idiots. They are nothing but accidental spawn that’s making the world overpopulated. They can’t even speak, yet they get hot chicks to make adorable faces at them [...]

For some reason, the world almost forgot that Chris Brown did this to Rihanna’s face just because he got onstage and cried like a pussy over Michael Jackson’s death: Thankfully the public came to its senses and realized that Chris Brown isn’t just a happy bag of puppies; instead, he is a manipulative bastard who [...]

Does it matter that you’re not quite sure who this Frankie Sanford chick (man?) is? No. It doesn’t. She is pretty amazing to look at, is future wife material, and she is accidentally bearing her cute little nips for the world to see and for Internet nerds to obsess over. If you didn’t love this [...]