As if we didn’t need any more reminding that the world is vastly unfair, here is Sophie Turner exercising her tits and ass in the great outdoors wearing only a thin layer of spandex. Her outfit is so tight that if it wasn’t brightly colored she would be legally considered naked. Then she’d go to [...]

Here, we don’t discriminate based on race or nationality. .. but then on about everything else. Oops. So thank God for Joanna Krupa that we don’t care that her and her pokey nipples are in Poland. For their top model show. Because apparently every country in Europe now needs to have a competitive reality show [...]

With the unveiling of Kim Kardashian’s wax ass-twin at Madame Tussauds, there is even MORE Kim Kardashian rump to love.. which was previously thought to be physically impossible. (Trust Kim to find a way!) But don’t feel bad if you waste 10-15 minutes abusing yourself to the fake Kim… because with tits like those, it’s [...]

Even when frustratingly underage Miley Cyrus works out, she strives to be promiscuous. Even though chaining yourself to a treadmill for an hour is a solid reason to wear spandex leggings and a sports bra, which is boner inducing enough on its own, Little Miley took it up a notch by wearing a lacy black [...]

Jesus, finally. For a while it was a running joke that Larry King was from the Stone Age. Then it started to be a legitimate concern that he might be a hominid walking among us. Now, CNN finally realized it might be a good time to put Goblinface King to rest.  Some potential successors have [...]

Holy mother of sweaty tits. There is nothing hotter than a big-breasted hot chick who creams over a sport. Nothing. Well except for one who swears that she will run naked through the streets of Paraguay if her team wins the cup. And that’s exactly what Paraguayan model Larissa Riquelme claims she will do. For [...]

Katy Perry, bum leg and all, was in France recently.. molesting diplomats, letting free her sweater kitties and generally making everyone a little bit too aroused. Although she was without her hairy man-whore of a fiance, she was still able to have a good time… mainly in the form of pressing her lips on the [...]