Archive for July, 2010

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Mel Rants About Timothy Dalton, Illegal Things

Mel Gibson is really making a balls-out effort to destroy his career, family, and his general free citizen standing. In ANOTHER recent audio tape, he says even worse stuff to Oksana. … No surprise there. In the new tape, furious Mel says: “Did you get my last message about me being a bad father, and [...]

DMX Ain’t No Lindsay Lohan!!!

Uh-oh! That ain’t no LiLo! It looks like rapper DMX is planning to surrender to authorities in a Los Angeles courtroom and begin serving jail time in connection to a crime he committed “5 or 6 years ago” … according to X’s manager. DMX’s manager reports that she’s not sure about the nature of the [...]

Alessandra Ambrosio Proves Life Isn’t Fair

Only truly talented people, like Alessandra Ambrosio, can make thousands of people immensely jealous in one fell swoop. Her recent photoshoot on the beach of St.  Barth’s in France didn’t fail to inspire such jealousy. Her tight little curves and legs a mile long made us truly appreciative of the creature that is the Victoria’s [...]

The Avengers is Going to be Insanely Awesome

In case you had any doubts, here is hard proof that The Avengers is going to be mind-blowingly awesome: the cast of the new Marvel movie with the one and only Joss Whedon. From left to right this is, Robert Downey Jr. (Iron Man), Clark Gregg (Agent Coulson), Scarlet Johansson (Black Widow), Chris Hemsworth (Thor), [...]

Tony Hawk and His Sheared Penis

Tony Hawk suffered one of the most horribly named injuries known to man over the weekend. He gained said injury during a  half-pipe demonstration this weekend gone extremely wrong; it resulted in him having a “sheared pelvis and a severe hematoma.” The penis shearing happened during a skate demonstration at the Action Sports Weekend event [...]

Lindsay Lohan Has an Unfinished Tattoo

It looks like her new jail-time has put some wrinkles in Lindsay Lohan’s plans… plans involving some dirty whore tattoos that is. Lindsay Lohan started to get some ink done before she got locked up, but according to a photo at the courthouse, she didn’t have time to finish the design. At first glance, it [...]

Brittany Murphy & Simon Monjack Killed by Mold?

So we kind of feel like douchebags for saying that Brittany Murphy was just an anorexic cow that ODed on some prescription meds. The investigation into Brittany Murphy and Simon Monjack’s deaths is now being handled by the Department of Public Health… and it’s all because of mold found in their home. Ergo, they might [...]

Shia LeBeouf Made a New Transformers Friend

Shia Lebeouf and Patrick Dempsey

It looks like Shia LeBeouf has a new friend on the set of Transformers 3… and it isn’t Rosie Huntington-Whitely and it definitely isn’t Megan Fox… but it is someone just as sexy: Patrick Dempsey. It looks like there will be another male role filled in the movie that is filled with an obnoxious dude [...]