Over the weekend, the playful and delightful crotch of Paris Hilton showed itself in a nightclub while its owner got drunk on expensive liquor and completely ridiculous sunglasses. If you didn’t think it was possible for Paris Hilton to get any sluttier – don’t be in doubt, friends. Now that her ginger nemesis is locked [...]

Zsa Zsa Gabor is in critical condition after undergoing hip replacement surgery earlier this week, according to her publicist. 93-year-old Gabor broke her hip on Saturday from falling out of bed in an attempt to answer the phone at her Bel-Air home. Gabor’s publicist reports that Zsa Zsa’s eyes are open, but she’s not talking. [...]

And here is Shakira doing what she does best on the Ibiza countryside… making everyone else horrifyingly ashamed of their own bodies and just a little bit turned on. There probably aren’t enough bikini photoshoots out there that include huge, poofy bikinis that nearly drown the models that are wearing them. So thank you Shakira. [...]

We always knew that this whore seemed too good to actually orgasm. She has the face of an angel and the body of an extremely naughty co-ed. No one is that perfect. Luckily she is similarly-asexual Ben Affleck. She convincingly fake an orgasm riding scene with Russell Brand the other day while filming for her [...]

Sophie Monk was seen the other night outside of Las Palmas nightclub looking absolutely stunning. But usually when she looks stunning, she has nipple pokies the size of large erasers… and the other night was no different. Sophie put on a splendid nipple parade, along with a show of her taut stomach and ridiculously long [...]

Unfortunately, we knew that this day would come: Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have secretly wed, reps for both stars tell UsMagazine.com. They haven’t said yet where they tied the knot, but in a statement released Thursday, Kerr announced that she has canceled an appearance at the Australian department store David Jones to celebrate. “David [...]

Ah, or maybe she just fell headlong into part of the Salt set, leaving her with a scar and thinking that she had a concussion. Well, that still sounds pretty serious. Jolie performed her own stunts in Salt and recounted an on-set injury to the audience that left her scarred. She sliced open part of [...]

So maybe Jennifer Aniston’s panty hamster isn’t jumping out of her skirt for the world to see… but this isn’t bad for an A-lister upskirt. In fact, we rate this a very bonerfied upskirt picture. One that is probably rubbing Angelina Jolie raw, since the premiere for her new movie, Salt, is tomorrow. Way to [...]