Archive for July, 2010

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Even Ryan Seacrest’s Girlfriend Thought He was Gay

Ever wonder why it took so long for Ryan Seacrest to get a steady girlfriend like Julianne Hough? It’s not because he is gay… it’s just that everybody THINKS he is gay. Even his current girlfriend. So maybe he hasn’t been caught gobbling penis, but he does put off a certain vibe. According to some [...]

David Boreanaz Labeled a Pervert. Again.

Not long after the 6th season of Bones was back in production, David Boreanaz was sued by an actress who claims he sexually harassed her during filming of the TV show. So maybe he wasn’t so penitent about being disloyal to his wife, if he was being a sexual pervert creeper on the side. The [...]

Zac Efron is at a Ridiculous Douchebag Level

Zac Efron fauxhawk

The too-freaking-good-looking star of High School Musical, Zac Efron, is once again making us look bad. He has long been a hair trendsetter… men and tweens alike have been copying his longish bangs and spiky, perfectly-messed-up hair. Last night he debuted a new douchebag look that will surely be copied by tools everywhere: the f*cking [...]

Katy Perry Wants to be Eaten

Katy Perry Teenage Dream

So how else are we supposed to interpret lying naked on a cloud of extremely pink cotton candy? … It’s possible that Katy Perry is just a huge candy fan and doesn’t want to remind horny men of her va-jay-jay. That’s highly unlikely, though. This is the revealed the cover of Katy Perry’s sophomore album, [...]

Holly Madison for Your Oral Fixation

Holly Madison candy

If you enjoy sucking on something sweet AND Holly Madison’s delightfully perky breasts, then you’ll enjoy the Sugar Factory’s new lollipops. Holly Madison took the time out of her busy cock-banging schedule to debut the new hard candy in Las Vegas. Although it is clever marketing to have insanely hot chicks advertise something so sweet [...]

Nicole Trunfio’s Sexy Nip Slip

Nicole Trunfio nip slip

Nicole Trunfio, the incredibly gorgeous winner of Australia’s Search for a Supermodel was showing off her incredibly gorgeous nipples this week. Not nearly enough hot celebrities forget to wear a bra and/or wear shirts that can’t possibly cover their nipples 100% of the time. But then again, that’s why sharking exists. So the poor people [...]

Selena Gomez is Now Legally Bangable

Selena Gomez birthday

All right, nerds! It’s official. Selena Gomez is going to be officially on the “Legal to bang like a dirty whore” list! No longer will you have to shamefully hide your Selena Gomez/Selena Gomez lookalike porn. 18 is surely the magic number. She is the first of the hot Disney whores to turn 18 this [...]

Michael Lohan Kicked His Fiancee in the Face

According to TMZ, Michael Lohan’s fiancee filed a report with the Southampton Town Police claiming Michael physically attacked her during an argument. And when we say attacked, we mean kicking her in the face. Kate Major claims that on Monday at around 2 PM, just before Michael flew to L.A. for Lindsay Lohan’s hearing, they [...]